Why did the disappointed chicken cross the road

To get to the other sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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The final question in our pub quiz last night was β€˜name the indigenous people who are often referred to as Eskimo’. I’m so disappointed I got it wrong especially as....

I-nu-it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornelius____
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...

Apparently, nobody was interested in buying β€˜Shatner Panties’.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. β€œKobe!” I shout. β€œNo.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I was disappointed in the synonym toast,

because it was just warm bread.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My wife was disappointed with the castle shaped clock I bought for her birthday....

But it’s the fort that counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wavepoolsquad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?

He was a bison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wildeyewilly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I was disappointed in the elevator

It let me down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navi66
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.

All they were throwing were high jabs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why were the vegan parents disappointed when their son became interested in astronomy?

He was looking into meteor showers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.

Justice was served

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My wife was disappointed when she found out why my friends call me β€œThe Love Machine”.

Because I suck at tennis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was β€œThe Love Machine.”

It’s because I sucked at tennis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.

I replied, "Notable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why was the Asian Dad always disappointed in the programmer kid?

All he knew was C++.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yasihiko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why were the cannibals disappointed when they went to a cocktail party?

They were told there would be finger food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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I was very disappointed with the Comicon panels this year

There was no Flash photography allowed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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I'm disappointed in the the overuse of Dad jokes in today's society

We're a fairly advanced society, we need jokes with content that makes us think. All these easy laughs are making us dumber by the second, and we just keep rewarding them with upvotes that convince the lazy among us to keep churning out lazy jokes. Comedy is one of the only common traits things in every society and culture on this planet and we may not always agree with what is funny, it's very subjective, but no society or culture has no comedy. It's one of the most effective unifiers in all human existence. Of course it's just my two cents, but we really need to avoid cheapening it. There are 6500 spoken languages in the world and this is the most widely spoken, the least spoken languages of course being sign language. Someone once said "a world without laughter would be like a world without warmth, a dark hole in the ground filled with cold water." I know they mean well, but I think it's worse than that. There are three unwritten rules for how comedy should function in the world. We have to learn to follow them or we're doomed as a people, forever, however just like there are two butts in the word "assassin", there are two caveats to this dire situation with lessons learned from the best there is. One is the lesson we can take from Switzerland, I'm not entirely sure what makes them so good at integrating comedy into their lives, but their flag is a huge plus. The other is the lesson we can learn from farmers who know how to put what's important first, how to put in the effort into growing something, and they are always outstanding in their field. We get too caught up in standard modalities of thinking and none of us are totally all right, in fact most of us are at least close to half left. In closing, the absence of comedy when you really think about it, is fear. Fear of the ups and downs of life, much like a fear of elevators. And just like a fear of elevators, we all must take steps to avoid it. Thank you for your time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnemonikos82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I was disappointed that I didn't get some of the 2019 glasses

I think I'll get some next year. You know what they say, hindsight is 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paecificjr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What does the disappointed beaver say?

Damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabloheadasso
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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I was disappointed in the Mussolini punching simulator.

It didn't really hit despot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjoh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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This sub has disappointed me for the last time

I guess I’ll get meatballs next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curlyman89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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My grandma watched Scarface for the first time and seemed confused and disappointed.

She said, β€œThe guy knew nothing about scarves.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I don’t think I’ll be disappointed with the new Star Wars movie...

My expectations are already solo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fidelflicka
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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I told my dad I was disappointed that the woman who tried to scale the statue of liberty only made it to the feet...

He said you call that a climbing defeat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guavacadus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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I saw Les Miserables the other day and was disappointed...

There wasnt a single sad lesbian in that play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoCommenting
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2014
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