deleting all the numbers from my phone every night is so annoying,
when will they invent a phone where you can sleep with contacts in
My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.
He is my cousin, twice [removed]
The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge
We could say it's a cutting edge techology.
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook.
Now I will never hear the end of it
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.
.....sorry for formatting.
I’m awaiting reply, but it’s possible I was deleted entirely.
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
Someone told him to “get along little doggie”
The leading cause of dry skin
Someone who likes playing racing games online is...
Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit
Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this
View Poll
It doesn't matter if you're beautiful or ugly because.....
At the end of the day it's evening
Why does a baseball bat have no parents?
Because it's just a Bat, man!
What's the drug that changes your voice?
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
Since the US has a shortage of coins
Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?
I delete all emails that start with “Hi There”...
I wonder who is There and why do I keep getting his emails!
Felt. Might delete later.
What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?
Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
This is why they I deleted Club penguin.....
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
Request for help remembering a joke
Hello,
I am requesting help with remembering a joke. Posts of this type did not seem to be against the subreddit's rules, but if I am in error, please let me know and delete my post.
Anyway, here is what I remember of the joke:
It is movie themed and it says something like this: "There should be a post-apocalyptic zombie movie with a romantic comedy element. Then we would have the world's first rom-com-zom-dom-bomb." The only thing is that I forget what the "dom" was supposed to mean and whether or not there is more to this joke, either in the set-up or the punchline. I googled it to no avail. Any help is appreciated.
Thank you
I think its time to delete Facebook.
I was told I second guess myself too much..
This food I made, will they eat it?
I had a problem with my anti-virus program, it kept saying I had 1 virus on my computer.
So I deleted the anti-virus and there weren't any problems any more!
My wife says I second guess all of my decisions
What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
Many French guillotine victims had their heads
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.
The Chinese authorities refuse to recognize Ty Won.
Found in my library, might delete later
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman
I've deleted all the German contacts I know off my phone...
Felt. Might delete later.
Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser
Just to take the edge off
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook
I will never hear the end of it
Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
Why Did Karen Push Ctrl + Alt + Delete?
She wanted to see the task manager.
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!
Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?
Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.
Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.
Me: Yikes! What's the cure?
Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!
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