I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
Cupcake decorating took a turn on Valentine's day when my daughter got frosting all over the freezer
I told my wife to just leave it though since the freezer has an auto defrost feature
I'm not sure whether to do a stir fry this evening or defrost some fish.
I suppose you could say I'm stuck between a wok and a hard plaice.
In response to informing my dad that there's going to be a sequel to Frozen.
"Will it be called Defrosted?"
I work in technical support and this one didn't go down well a customer
I introduce myself and collect the customers information then ask what the problem is. He just says "My tablet is completely frozen" so I reply "Well we best defrost it then!".
He was extremely hostile after that.
Mum: can you get a Frozen cake for Sophias birthday?
...upon bringing in a normal chocolate cake....
"It was frozen, I defrosted it."
What's a Jamaican's favorite part of a frozen cake?
Defrosting!
