A list of puns related to "Deadlifting"
DEADlift
What's your profession's favorite workout?
I thought I'd never pick it up
Small backstory, my friend (Emily) and her friend (Kate) do power lifting.
Anyway Emily and I are chatting at work, she’s telling me how Kate’s job is actually moving dead bodies wherever they die, could be in the loft, bathroom wherever and saying how difficult it can be to get them out sometimes.
Instantly a smirk comes up on my face and I say “I guess you could say…… she’s deadlifting”
Ghosts really like boos
Deadlifts
Because they do so much deadlifting
I've always been doing mine at the cemetery
I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Because they want their relationship to work out
Cause they do so much deadlifting.
They do a lot of deadlifting...
(Stolen from my significant other's father lol. A true dad joke.)
..but now he has squatter's rights.
they do deadlifts
(got this one from my animal crossing villager)
He replied, "Deadlifts."
The deadlift.
Because they do all that deadlifting
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