Because they aren't stroganoff
Is not my strong suit.
He's thor
Man, I'm thor.
He was Thor.
Everyone will try to pick up where they left off.
A strong independent woman.
I had to stop, because it was soda pressing.
Weight a second
A biceptennial.
and my sister laughs, and she keeps saying she doesn't know why she laughed, we were all crying before this and after too.
RIP Puddles :(
It's soda pressing.
They've decided to call it hella sore.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
A BUFFalo.
But they're just too damn heavy!
Pump Kins
Every time I lift, I wait.
It feels like a weight’s been lifted from my chest.
Guess the two of us aren’t going to work out
It feels like a huge weight has been lifted off my mind.
feels like a weight's been lifted
me: you know I weight-lift in the morning?
dad: what, by getting out of bed?
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders
That’s a funny place to lift weights.
I feel like a weight has been lifted.
My pregnant wife and I are on vacation and we just took a dip in the pool. She remarked at the relief she felt as the weight of the baby was lifted when she got in the water. I told her, “Now I know what we’re having, that’s boy-ancy!”
Me: "You know, if I could hit it consistently in a straight line, lifting weights would really be...working out for me"
Him: "..."
He thought it was dumb and so should you
Little sister: "I had to water the kool-aid down, it was really strong."
Grandpa: "Oh, was it running, or lifting weights?"
MAN LAWS
The International Rules of Manhood
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss' car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding
... keep reading on reddit ➡why did the impatient teenager lift little barbells lots of times? not a fan of cooldown, he didn't like the weight.
