Dead Zone Puns

Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone

Because it's a dead zone.

They are dead zones

At the cemetary visiting my grandparents and enjoying the view.

Mom (trying to get cell phone service): "Damn, I can't get any bars around here!

Dad: Yeah, it's a real dead zone around here.

I work in a funeral home. Today I was having a conversation with my friend and the call failed. I called him back.

"Yea it said call failed, where are you that you have such bad signal?"

"Are you kidding? I'm home- I have great signal! You're the one with the poor reception! Where are you?"

"The funeral home."

"Exactly! That place is a DEAD zone."

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