Dead zone Puns

A list of puns related to "Dead zone"

Why can't you post to Reddit in a cemetery?

Because it's a dead zone.

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👤︎ u/Nixgto
📅︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why don’t cell phones work in a cemetery?

They are dead zones

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👤︎ u/an0m_x
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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My dad just dropped this gem of all his jokes

At the cemetary visiting my grandparents and enjoying the view.

Mom (trying to get cell phone service): "Damn, I can't get any bars around here!

Dad: Yeah, it's a real dead zone around here.

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👤︎ u/annoyinglyfriendly
📅︎ Dec 15 2013
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My buddy got me on my lunch break the other day.

I work in a funeral home. Today I was having a conversation with my friend and the call failed. I called him back.

"Yea it said call failed, where are you that you have such bad signal?"

"Are you kidding? I'm home- I have great signal! You're the one with the poor reception! Where are you?"

"The funeral home."

"Exactly! That place is a DEAD zone."

groan

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👤︎ u/clever_username-
📅︎ Dec 07 2014
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