Crushers Puns

A list of puns related to "Crushers"

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/Remarkable_Yak_883
📅︎ Feb 19 2022
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I gifted my back door neighbors a ice crusher.

It was a good ice breaker in the retrospect.

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👤︎ u/bernies-mitten
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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I used to work as a can crusher

It was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/PyOTuwu
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why did the can-crusher man quit his job?

because it was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/Tankerman05
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who was killed in the can crusher?

It was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/EEZAK04
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Why are can crushers not fun at parties?

They're always soda pressing

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👤︎ u/Orion_Levy2
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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I once got a job as a can crusher, but I don’t like to talk about it.

It’s soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/Catsrawesome80
📅︎ May 11 2018
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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.

It was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...

This is my bucket list.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Can crusher! reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/starzwillsucceed
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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When I asked the can crusher at the Coke factory about his job...

....he said it was soda pressing.

:(

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👤︎ u/daffydubs
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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Soda Crusher

So I ran into a friend I haven't seen since high school, And I ask him how he's doing and where he's working. He tells me he working at a local grocery store working the bottle return. He says its a pretty boring job. And I tell him that sounds... soda pressing. He just glared at me. lol

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👤︎ u/kylecrazyawsome
📅︎ Oct 24 2015
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

Dad dropped this one at the dinner table the other night.

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👤︎ u/newgen_rain
📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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Why does the can crusher hate its job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/shrodingervirginity
📅︎ Aug 27 2021
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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👤︎ u/BigDogAlex
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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My brother just quit his job as a can crusher

Because it was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/flippantteacup
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/CosmicallyKayla
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit his job ?

Because it was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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why did the can crusher quit his job?

because it was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/weeb123xD
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Did you hear about the man who quit his job as a can crusher?

It was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/kortbug2000
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Why did the can crusher leave his job

Because it was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/Extreme_khaos34
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why did the can crusher quit its job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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👤︎ u/SHUT_IT_D0WN
📅︎ Dec 09 2015
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!!

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👤︎ u/yashrajt
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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I have a new job as a can crusher

It’s soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/alicia-t-
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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👤︎ u/Incremental_X
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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why did the can-crusher quit it’s job?

because it was soda-pressing!

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👤︎ u/jocelynlhg
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing!

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👤︎ u/someone425
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/Hawkmoona_Matata
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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Why did the can-crusher quit his job...

It was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/Cindy-001
📅︎ Feb 09 2018
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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/TartarCarts
📅︎ Jun 23 2017
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was sodapressing

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👤︎ u/DaFysty1
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

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👤︎ u/FoxyGramps
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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I just quit my job as a can crusher.

It was so dapressing

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👤︎ u/thep3141
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

It was soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/meltedpickless
📅︎ Jul 23 2018
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What did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

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👤︎ u/air28uk
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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Why did the soda crusher quit his job?

He didn’t. He was canned.

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👤︎ u/Triumph807
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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