Dr Crusher... you behave!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
I gifted my back door neighbors a ice crusher.
It was a good ice breaker in the retrospect.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
I used to work as a can crusher
Why are can crushers not fun at parties?
They're always soda pressing
Why did the can-crusher man quit his job?
because it was soda-pressing
Did you hear about the guy who was killed in the can crusher?
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher.
I once got a job as a can crusher, but I don’t like to talk about it.
Mop bucket, excavator bucket, crusher bucket, wooden bucket, leather fire buckets...
When I asked the can crusher at the Coke factory about his job...
....he said it was soda pressing.
:(
Soda Crusher
So I ran into a friend I haven't seen since high school, And I ask him how he's doing and where he's working. He tells me he working at a local grocery store working the bottle return. He says its a pretty boring job. And I tell him that sounds... soda pressing.
He just glared at me. lol
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
It was soda pressing.
Dad dropped this one at the dinner table the other night.
Did you hear about the sprite can that jumped into the can crusher?
I hear he was soda pressed
My brother just quit his job as a can crusher
Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the can crusher quit his job ?
Because it was soda pressing
Why did the can crusher leave his job
Because it was soda-pressing
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!!
why did the can crusher quit his job?
because it was soda pressing
Did you hear about the man who quit his job as a can crusher?
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
I have a new job as a can crusher
why did the can-crusher quit it’s job?
because it was soda-pressing!
Why did the can crusher quit its job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing
Why did the can-crusher quit his job...
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing!
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was sodapressing
I just quit my job as a can crusher.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
What did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing
Why did the soda crusher quit his job?
He didn’t. He was canned.
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