A list of puns related to "Crossnumber"
Crossnumber: Math Puzzle Game is similar to Word Search, but you need to search or find the number instead of a word. If you can't find the number. You need to combine or solve it using the scramble numbers and mathematical symbols.
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Across
1. Area of Dog's Mead in square yards.
5. Age of Farmer Dunk's daughter, Martha.
6. Difference in yards of length and bredth of Dog's Mead.
7. Number of roods in Dog's Mead x 9 down.
8. Date (AD) when Little Pigley came into the occupation of the Dunk Family.
10. Farmer Dunk's age.
11. The year when Mary was born.
14. Perimeter in yards of Dog's Mead.
15. The cube of Farmer's walking speed in miles per hour.
16. 15 ac. minus 9 down
Down
1. Value in shillings per acre of Dog's Mead.
2. The square of Mrs Grooby's age.
3. Age of Mary, Farmer's youngest.
4. Value of Dog's Mead in pounds sterling.
6. Age of Farmer's firstborn, Ted, who will be twice as old as Mary next year.
7. Square of number of yards in breadth of Dog's Mead.
8. Number of minutes Farmer takes to walk 1Β½ times round Dog's Mead.
9. See 10 down.
10. 10 ac. x 9 down.
12. One more than sum of digits of digits in column 2.
13. Length of tenure (in years) of Little Pigley by the Dunks
Also: One of the 'across' numbers is the same as one of the 'downs'. This is the only case of identity, though one number in the puzzle (relating to something quite different) happens to be the area in roods of the rectangular field known as Dog's Mead.
Modern help: As this puzzle is from 1935, you might need to know that 1 acre is 4840 square yards, 1 rood is one quarter of an acre, and 20 shillings makes one pound sterling.
I didn't come up with this. It's originally from "The Strand Problems Book" by W. T. Williams and G. H. Savage, and I got it from "The Penguin Book of Curious and Interesting Puzzles" by David Wells
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I guess the concept didn't work
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
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