Punny Creatures be punny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hot_as_duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?

A Cyclone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Conversations about mythical creatures can sometimes drag on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?

A pacifish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitsuneLuey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a sea creature looking for something?

A sea searchin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magic_feet_toss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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which sea creature wants smaller batteries?

the "more A" eel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrimsunV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What kind of health insurance do Halloween creatures have?

Medi-SCARE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideEyeandSigh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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How do you call a Sea creature that only cares about himself?

A Selfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananoGamer9000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Pandas are very violent creatures when they're brought in for visits

Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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"What do you call a creature that is half fish half skeleton?"

"A femurmaid."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donald_dick142
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I have come to love all of gods creatures.

Especially next to a pile of mashed potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toweliieee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What creature do you follow to find your way out of a swamp?

A navi-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Guess what creatures can add 8+3.14159

OctoPi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Told my kids about a mythical creature...

...The Redone D'ant.

It's a creature the size of an ant. But it has the head of an ant, the body of an ant, and the legs of another ant. It's half ant, half other ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/STK1369
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What is Dean Martin's favourite sea creature?

That's a moray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthBobLoblaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call a blind forest creature?

No idear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hitokirizac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

*insert laugh track here*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Froxaii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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This poor creature hit an iceberg ...

https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Did you know mythological creatures have their own dentist's office?

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbadxampl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What sea creature can fly without a wing?

A-balloon-e

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zerio13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_QuamTheBomb_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,

turned out he was anemone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Seahorses are truly underachieving creatures...

If they weren't, they'd be called Ahorses!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blastbeast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?

The do Plank-tons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameowra1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?

The sass-quatch

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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This poor sea creature hit an iceberg !...what happens next romaines to be seen.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timesuck47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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nuns are literally creatures of habit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What creature lives only in the past?

The nost-algea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordTord
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Today, in my garden, I came across a creature that was a cross between man and cat!

It was a Manx cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do you call a sea creature with flow?

An Eminemone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frobi-Wan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?

VampIrish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owls_n_bees
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a mythical creature with a cold?

Achoopacabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ltdansicecream1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I was rubbing a lamp containing fermented soya beans and suddenly a mythical creature popped up and started making sexist remarks against women.

Miso-Genie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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One large woodland creature that can’t feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain.

I know there is a joke here, but seems like a bunch of random numb bears to me.

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What ancient, mythical creature do middle-aged women hate most?

The Menopausus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cicoontour
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I'm planning a parody TV show of Stranger Things, but starring river-based forest creatures.

I'm calling it Otter Stuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorloko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.

Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hell2go
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Nuns are creatures of habit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostwriter623
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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