What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?
"Allah bored"
What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
Aquapella
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
A Cyclone
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
I saw a yet-i.
The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?
The sass-quatch
What creature lives only in the past?
The nost-algea.
What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?
VampIrish
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
A scaly creature is not acting the way you'd expect.
A reptile dysfunction
The queen knighted a sea creature for the very first time.
It was surreal.
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
Lacks Cetacean..
What did the heroic fish say when he saw the villainous sea creature?
Oh no, it's my worst anemone!
If aliens came to Earth and used the creatures here as test subjects, what kind of candy would they create?
Species Pieces.
Every time I come up with one of these, I am simultaneously amused and extremely upset with myself.
Which mystical creature has the softest fur?
The were-wool-f.
Creature from the Black Legumes imgur.com/7kCWpRg
What do you call a man who suffers from the persistent delusion that he's a creature from Irish myth?
A leprechaundriac.
When God first created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.
They were just beta fish
Which sea creature fixes the ocean's instruments?
The tuner fish
What do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry?
Octopi Wall Street
What's the type of sea creature that is the hardest to get along with?
Anenemy
What's the most fun a sea creature can have?
A whale of a time.
I'm working on a book about the dairy consumption of prehistoric creatures..
It's called "The Whey of the Dinosaur."
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
