What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?

"Allah bored"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadaddy-o
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What style of music ocean creatures like the most?

Aquapella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?

A Cyclone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?

The sass-quatch

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What creature lives only in the past?

The nost-algea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordTord
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?

VampIrish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owls_n_bees
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.

Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hell2go
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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A scaly creature is not acting the way you'd expect.

A reptile dysfunction

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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The queen knighted a sea creature for the very first time.

It was surreal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCray8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Same as the furry little creature
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecasualcaribou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..

Lacks Cetacean..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What did the heroic fish say when he saw the villainous sea creature?

Oh no, it's my worst anemone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fajitafighter-EMT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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If aliens came to Earth and used the creatures here as test subjects, what kind of candy would they create?

Species Pieces.

Every time I come up with one of these, I am simultaneously amused and extremely upset with myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarryJertheim
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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Which mystical creature has the softest fur?

The were-wool-f.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Creature from the Black Legumes imgur.com/7kCWpRg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/journeyman369
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2016
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What do you call a man who suffers from the persistent delusion that he's a creature from Irish myth?

A leprechaundriac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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When God first created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.

They were just beta fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Which sea creature fixes the ocean's instruments?

The tuner fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LimeYeti
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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What do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry?

Octopi Wall Street

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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What's the type of sea creature that is the hardest to get along with?

Anenemy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dustyfingers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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What's the most fun a sea creature can have?

A whale of a time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JangSaverem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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I'm working on a book about the dairy consumption of prehistoric creatures..

It's called "The Whey of the Dinosaur."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blanco4prez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2016
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.

Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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