What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?
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What style of music ocean creatures like the most?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
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︎ Jan 23 2020
The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
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︎ Aug 17 2019
What imaginary creature has the best comebacks?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What creature lives only in the past?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
A scaly creature is not acting the way you'd expect.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
The queen knighted a sea creature for the very first time.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Same as the furry little creature
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︎ Jan 19 2019
A Marine Biology student was compiling a list of all the sea creatures they could find on Wikipedia. The next day they handed it in to their Professor, who took one look at it and said..
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︎ May 07 2019
What did the heroic fish say when he saw the villainous sea creature?
Oh no, it's my worst anemone!
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︎ Jul 10 2018
If aliens came to Earth and used the creatures here as test subjects, what kind of candy would they create?
Species Pieces.
Every time I come up with one of these, I am simultaneously amused and extremely upset with myself.
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Which mystical creature has the softest fur?
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︎ May 03 2016
What do you call a man who suffers from the persistent delusion that he's a creature from Irish myth?
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︎ Jun 01 2017
When God first created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.
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︎ Jun 13 2018
Which sea creature fixes the ocean's instruments?
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︎ Oct 15 2017
What do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry?
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What's the type of sea creature that is the hardest to get along with?
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︎ Jul 15 2015
What's the most fun a sea creature can have?
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︎ Oct 23 2016
I'm working on a book about the dairy consumption of prehistoric creatures..
It's called "The Whey of the Dinosaur."
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Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
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