What did the Jeeps say after crashing into each other?
What do you call a tube you can see things crashing in?
Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
Each year 100 million birds die in the US by crashing into Windows...
I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.
doctor 1: this sailor broke his nose from crashing onto land.
doctor 1: Luckily they're just mariner injuries.
doctor 2: are you shore? they seem pretty bad to me.
doctor 1: nonsense, you can seafarer self.
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Why didn't Henry Ford drink after crashing his car?
Why do US Navy vessels keep crashing?
Because America has no sensor ship.
WhatsApp keeps crashing on my phone and won’t run properly, so I’ve downloaded something called “The Bugs Bunny” to fix it…
Did you hear about the Coca Cola truck crashing into the sheep farm?
How do scientists measure things crashing into each other?
If a boat is on trial for crashing into a dock...
...does it get a jury of its piers? Because that seems a little unfair
On seeing a video of a dude jumping on a table, slipping, and crashing to the ground
"You know what that's called? Parfloor"
Dad dropped this one on us yesterday when we were watching a video clip of someone crashing his race car.
Presenter: "The driver sustained no permanent injuries."
Dad: "Because he died?"
Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it crashes into your windscreen?
An ice cream van crashed in the street today
The whole area is coned off.
What do you call 2 Ford cars that crashed into each other?
What did Edgar Allan Poe's friends say when he was about to crash into a tree?
Remember back in the day when Reddit didn’t crash every 30 minutes?
Why did the gay dude crash his car?
He didn't drive straight.
Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned
My dog stole my car and crashed it...
I guess he had a ruff ride
I just crashed my new Kia.
I took a crash course on driving
And yet they blame me for the car accident
How did a car crash victim get rid of his anger issues?
He was temper errorly disabled
A 2-seater plane crashed into a graveyard in Ireland...
So far they've recovered 46 bodies
A truck carrying toupees crashed on the highway, scattering its cargo
Police are combing the area
A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
Did you hear about the tiger woods crash?
A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Humbly submitted,
Dad
Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon?
Tiger Woods in a massive car crash.
Should have used the driver.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.
A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins
I thought "That's a turtle disaster".
A red ship crashes into a blue ship...
All the sailors were marooned.
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
if you crash your car in your driveway who do you blame?
You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
A van full of terrapins crashed into a van full of tortoises.
It was a turtle disaster!
My computer crashed....
Need all the other computers in the house have slowed down so they can see what happened.
What did one ocean say to the other?
They didn’t say anything; they just waved.
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
What is something both a lawyer and a gamer say every day?
What do Egyptian bus drivers buy when they crash?
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
What sound does a 747 make when it crash lands ?
I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
My crush came over to play legos
It was a good way to build a relationship
Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it
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