I'd been thinking about buying a couple of cattle to put in my fathers farm. I asked my wife if she'd be on with receiving a cow for our wedding anniversary.

She said she would be moooov'd.

I just got dad joked by my wife. :)

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Driving past a field of cows where some are lying down

Dad: Hey, that cow looks tired. Maybe she just gave birth.

Literally no one:

Dad: because if she did she'd be... decalfinated

(rewrite of an annoyingly long post I made yesterday)

Edited for clarity

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