The authorities say they've never seen such wonton destruction.
Free. It's on the house
Most of them have little to no coverage.
I told her, "I am not a cook."
This meteorologist worked at a very good news station. Good coverage, fantastic weather predictions.
One day, the meteorologist was sick. On the same day, the weatherman screws up his prediction. The next day, he goes to work.
His boss, fuming, asks: “where the hell were you?!” The meteorologist responds, “I’m sorry, sir. I was under the weather. I can’t predict that.” His boss responds, “Then what the hell am I paying you for?!”
How could anyone stoop so low?
...It was Mooch ado about nothing.
They were trying to get more coverage, but it didn’t work.
I just made this joke completely by accident. The dad I said this to cracked up hysterically, and I couldn’t figure out why until he repeated it back to me.
The NBC executives were concerned about their ratings if they had let Bob go on the air with pink eye. One said, "It's gonna Costas."
He turned to me while we were watching Bob Costas covering the Sochi Olympics and he said "you know what I would say to Bob Costas if I met him today?" "No, Grandpa." "Eye, Eye" Should have seen that one coming.
They have poor Vision insurance coverage.
The coverage is ... Spotty.
Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.
Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.
Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!
It's always "team coverage".
My wife discovered a tick in our house - likely brought in by the dog after a hike with the family that day. At dinner, it prompted a discussion about the relative risk of Lyme disease and its recent increase in media coverage. My wife made the argument that, while incidents were up, the overall risk is really quite low when you look at actually numbers of incidents. As such, the media coverage is not warranted relative to other safety concerns. My rebuttal:
"Frankly, I think it's about time we had a tick talk"
Context: We were discussing the Malaysian airline situation and it's coverage on major news networks. He says > "They're covering this story so much, you could say its becoming a plain story"
Whole class groaned
Basically they gave me bumper to bumper repair coverage for an extra 50 a month. The loan officer told me that if I get the coverage and I need a tow at anytime, the coverage designates me a free tow whenever I need it.
So I says "no thanks, I've already got 10"
