Counter Argument Puns

A list of puns related to "Counter Argument"

Did you hear about the guy that got killed during an argument over a counter top?

Its really sad. His life was taken for granite.

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👤︎ u/nanocoffeebean
📅︎ Jan 28 2018
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Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.

"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."

But another person said,

"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"

The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.

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👤︎ u/TabCompletion
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.

I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.

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👤︎ u/AnInfluentialFigure
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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