Why did the priest give massages to all the corpses he prayed over?
Because he was also a neck-romancer.
What do you call a corpse on a boat?
Dead weight!
What do you call the corpse of an unidentified baker?
John Dough
I will have a very comfortable corpse bed when I die
It will be memory foam
I have strong memories
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
What did the mama strawberry say when she saw the mutilated corpses of her children?
“That’s my jam”
You know those birds and lizards that eat the decaying corpses of other animals?
Sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
What do you call the carrot on a snowman’s corpse?
No-body nose
Why are corpses always naked
They have deady issues
If a walking corpse is referred to as a zombie, then what would you call a running one?
A Zoombie
I don't know why you missed getting a free corpse at the cemetery.
The sign was a dead giveaway
I was surprised to run into Hitler's corpse yesterday
Yeah, I dead Nazi that coming at all
what happened to the corpse after 10 years
it decade
What do you call a mattress made out of corpses?
A deathbed.
So the morgue nearby claims to have the best facilities to take care of corpses after they're dead...
They must be right, as everybody is dying to get there.
Why did the weightlifter go to the morgue to get a corpse?
His specialty was the dead lift.
A man was arrested for handing out corpses on the street...
talk about a dead giveaway!
