Why did the priest give massages to all the corpses he prayed over?

Because he was also a neck-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merfkvrf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What do you call a corpse on a boat?

Dead weight!

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What do you call the corpse of an unidentified baker?

John Dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I will have a very comfortable corpse bed when I die

It will be memory foam

I have strong memories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForbiddnSnacc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...

She was takin' a back when taken aback!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What did the mama strawberry say when she saw the mutilated corpses of her children?

β€œThat’s my jam”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/terfsfugoff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Of corpse they will
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Of corpse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticaIMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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You know those birds and lizards that eat the decaying corpses of other animals?

Sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LthlPnc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What did the unsure corpse say?

I.D.K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayj36
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call the carrot on a snowman’s corpse?

No-body nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apk5005
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why are corpses always naked

They have deady issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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If a walking corpse is referred to as a zombie, then what would you call a running one?

A Zoombie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Semi-time7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I don't know why you missed getting a free corpse at the cemetery.

The sign was a dead giveaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I was surprised to run into Hitler's corpse yesterday

Yeah, I dead Nazi that coming at all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaellasalle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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what happened to the corpse after 10 years

it decade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nuuuuuuuuuu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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What do you call a mattress made out of corpses?

A deathbed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRiegner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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So the morgue nearby claims to have the best facilities to take care of corpses after they're dead...

They must be right, as everybody is dying to get there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZSSDistortion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2016
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Why did the weightlifter go to the morgue to get a corpse?

His specialty was the dead lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruzinspeed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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A man was arrested for handing out corpses on the street...

talk about a dead giveaway!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIsBanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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