This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
After a lifetime of hilariously corny puns, and silly jokes, my dad has definitely rubbed off on me.
Last night my dad was showing me a gift he picked up for our annual white elephant gift exchange with the family at my grandparents house. It was a large wooden Reindeer, with Christmas light and decorations painted on it, and huge, baby-like eyes. This is how the conversation went.
Dad: "I don't think it's too bad. It's kind of different, but not a bad present."
Me: "It was a good gift, I don't think it's bad at all. It's enDEERing!"
He smiles, gives me an overdramatic groan and eye-roll, and then high-fives me. I love my dad.
Not corny enough? This is a barrage.
She seems to be having a field day out there.
Not amaizeing(kinda corny), but I thought I'd share.
How do we know that women are attracted to corny jokes?
Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.
I pestered my wife all evening with nonstop corny wordplay jokes until I got “the look”...
I may have encountered some punintended consequences.
IK its corny but: why does Frank never lie
What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now I’m outside banging and hollering
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
Why did the hermit crab become a hacker?
He was really into shellcode
A little corny, but who am I to judge?
Puns about the body are usually corny. But puns about the eyes are even
I know, it's a little corny.
There's a brick road in my neighborhood that's poorly made.
It looks like it was cobbled together.
Puns about the body are generally corny,
But puns about the eye are cornea.
Where do all these corny jokes come from?
I once dated a magazine collector...
She had many issues
source
I hear corny people are the best listeners....
A dad joke is a dad joke. Unless it's corny.
How Long Should A Sock Be?
At least 12 inches.
That way you can fit in a foot.
dad jokes
Why shouldn't you tell any secrets in a cornfield ?
I got corny virus...
Now I can’t stop making dad jokes.
I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
Want to hear a corny joke??
Then please, lend me your ear.
A lot of people think that crop circles are caused by alien aircrafts.
But, I think they are done by cereal killers.
I came up with a corny joke last night
Why did the corn have a hard time getting home?
Because it was a maize getting back
It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
I discovered a treasure trove of old dad jokes my grandfather had stashed away for future generations...
It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!
Lend me an ear for a corny joke.
It really a'maize'ing, because of how it pops. And at the end a kernel of truth. It's a grain.
No matter how corny you believe your eyeball jokes are...
Mine will always be cornea
Not gonna lie guys, this one is pretty corny
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
He’ll be cutting your grass
The all vegetable circus came to town yesterday.
I hear their clown act is corny.
For My Birthday My Kids Gave Me An Alarm Clock That Sweared At Me Instead Of Buzzing.
It was quite a rude awakening.
Source: Corny Dad Jokes
I’m horrified to admit I don’t have any corny jokes today.
If you have one though, I’m all ears.
Want to hear a corny joke?
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