Cornfield Puns

A list of puns related to "Cornfield"

My friend May owned a cornfield

Everything in it was maze

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👤︎ u/DingusTickler007
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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I had my cornfield all set up to sell in 2 acre units when my realtor suddenly brought me plans for acre units.

He was plotting against me!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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What do you call a cornfield labyrinth?

A maize

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👤︎ u/Theendangeredbeast
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Never tell a secret in a cornfield

There are too many ears

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👤︎ u/JBaczuk
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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What area of a cornfield yields the most corn?

The Corner.

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👤︎ u/Zaynesky
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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I got lost in a cornfield

I couldn't wait to get out of the maize

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👤︎ u/buttengine
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Why can't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Because the corn has ears. (that's some horror movie sounding stuff right there)

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👤︎ u/SuperSloBro
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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What's the corniest part of the cornfield?

The corner

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👤︎ u/TheWizeElephant
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Haunted Cornfields will probably be Maize Runner themed this year
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👤︎ u/seattletono
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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When shouldn't you run into a corfield?

When you are being stalked by a cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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My dad said this the other day while we were driving.

Me: Dad, I have to pee really bad.

Dad: We'll be home in 10 minutes.

Me: I'm gonna pee myself.

Dad: if you want, I'll pull over and you can pee in that cornfield. Be quiet though, there are ears everywhere.

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👤︎ u/ipissexcellencee
📅︎ Jun 27 2014
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a-ma.zing

My daughter is going to an adventure in a cornfield. I said, "you're going to a maize maze." She said, "corny."

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👤︎ u/popdozer
📅︎ Oct 18 2015
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Never tell a secret in a cornfield.

Too many ears around.

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👤︎ u/MaxwellsBronzeHammer
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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