Why were sports stadiums so much cooler pre-COVID?
Because there were so many more fans.
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says “My wife’s an angel
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
Dad, I'm so much cooler than you.
Well, put on a jacket, then. You still don't get to touch the thermostat.
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
A photo of a young Walken, cooler? Some would say he’s cooler now.
Why was one backpack cooler than the other backpack?
Because it was mo-chilla
How does a programmer get cooler in the summer?
He opens Windows
My grandma got cooler after surgery.
Hip replacement. Surgeon gave her a bigger size. She's a lot more hip now.
What's cooler than a talking dog?
A spelling bee!
You know what would be cooler? v.redd.it/40ld368p47k21
You think your ride is cool? Mine is a little cooler.
yeah, sex is cool, but you know what is cooler?
go on.. I need to know.
Celebrities with more fans are generally cooler
by at least 2°F
I'm just a little cooler... imgur.com/gallery/O9Icb
The cooler broke at work yesterday, and we had to throw out about $4,000 with of milk...
In the process, a lot of it ended up spilling on the floor. One of the older guys that I work with walked in and said, "Wow, this place is an UDDER disaster."
Stranger Things water cooler talk
Coworker: Huh. The Duffer Brothers are twins. Who knew?
Me: Their Parents.
[x-post from r/funny] "I made a wine cooler". Thought it would be perfect for here. imgur.com/6ih9SGl
