Cook Utensil Puns

A list of puns related to "Cook Utensil"

I was arrested last week for stealing cooking utensils.

But it was worth the whisk.

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👤︎ u/Faiz_Clan
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?

A woke

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👤︎ u/Vicdomen
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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I'm thinking of playing a prank on my wife and hiding all her cooking utensils...

But I'm not sure if I should take the whisk.

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👤︎ u/SuaveSeduction
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Stealing cooking utensils might end a friendship

But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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👤︎ u/B_Murdog
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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I needed a loan to start my company selling cooking utensils, so I asked the mafia.

Yeah, it's a wisky business deal.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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A moment ago in our kitchen...

My wife was just babywearing our 11-week-old while she cooked dinner. As she did so, she was having a conversation both with our daughter and all the utensils.

"See, all the food in the pan is going sizzle sizzle sizzle! And we use Mr. Spatula to move it around. Say hi to Mr. Spatula! And then once it's done, we're going to put into Mr. Strainer. Can you say hi to Mr. Strainer?"

"Hey!", I interjected, "Absolutely not! Don't you go teaching her to talk to strainers!"

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👤︎ u/HalBriston
📅︎ May 03 2014
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I was arrested for stealing cooking utensils

But it was worth the whisk

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👤︎ u/tobias_drundridge
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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