This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.

It was as big as the last two combined!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Just been invited to the drummers convention.

You can count me in.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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A new variant of head lice has appeared and they are resistant to conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads l

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Told my kid that I was taking my Mom to a Covid Vaccine event at the convention center.

They said, β€œOh, a mass shooting.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Videoptional
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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John felt like the odd one out at the Mohawk convention, maybe because of the language barrier?!

He’s not a native speaker after all

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week....

...I might go if I've got nothing on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?

It’s all over the news!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?

I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I went to a comedy and phylosophy convention

Laughed more than I thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruimnf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I cheated on my wife at the magma convention...

I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk80Boi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...

..... I was the captain's log

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention.

And boy my arms are tires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwa747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why don't convents have trouble retaining seamstresses?

Because that work is habit forming.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call a butcher convention?

A meat and greet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cssum0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…

It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I went to a furry convention and they were doing a Shakespearean play

I think it was "Much UwU About Nothing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultraferret107
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?

It's a conundrum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?

They had a few keynote speakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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They only had size of shirt available at the psychic convention.

Turns out they're mediums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDave78
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:

Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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The psychic convention is cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Why are all convents non-profit organizations?

Because nun of them are in it for the money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JemTAll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.

I told them β€œNein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob0128
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.

She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?

Times Square!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.

They call it the Enter prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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There’s a new company that goes in conventions and claim they can track you by your smell

But they can’t do it without your con scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lurebat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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A detective couple adopts a teenager who turns out to be a pyromaniac.

After spending a few days at a detective convention, they come home to find their house burned to the ground. "What do you think caused this?" One asked the other. The other just sighed and replied "It was most likely ourson (arson)."

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What do you call an E-girl convention?

A SIMPosium!

(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeGreywolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?

They were the wurst people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crasty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Don't order the carat cake at a jewlers' convention

The quality is excellent, but the serving size is only 0.2 grams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryruralNE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)

My dad used to tell me this one growing up:

>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JandersOf86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.

That left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Did you hear about the guy at the locksmith convention who got onstage and talked about music?

He was the Key Note speaker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, β€œWhy are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,

β€œSo you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.

It's my exposition exposition ex-position.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware convention?

To get a tight seal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KushaKeith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

That has left scientists scratching their heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments

It has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mumzaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.

This has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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There's a nudist convention in our town next weekend.

I might go if I've got nothing on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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