Thanks for the consolation dad
Me - don't feel so good
Dad - well of its any consolation, you don't look good either
Don't you dare CONSOLE my family
What do you call a nintendo console that is french?
My best friend got sentenced to life in prison, and I wanted to console him
I said, "Imagine you're a cat!"
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
What game console do the French play the most?
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
Just ordered a 12” wide console table to go by our entryway door.
My daughter says it will be very soothing.
I cannot afford the new PS5 and it's getting me down
No-one knows how to console me.
What is Stone Cold Steve Austin’s favourite gaming console?
It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world
A man decided to attend his friend's funeral. He approached his friend's widow and after a consoling hug said "Plethora".
She responded "Thanks that means a lot".
What is a cat's favorite game console?
What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?
He pressed the russet button, of course.
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out
As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.
Buddy is telling me all the news around next gen console builds are just rumors..
So it's all specsulation?
Why is selling game consoles in France a very lucrative endeavour?
Because no frenchman can say no to a Wii.
How do you console Thanos when he's upset?
Bruh, Just Snap out if it
I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist.
My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking.
I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
What are paramedics favorite gaming console?
I gave a ps5 to my gf
I consoled her. She was crying
A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console
What is a Communist's favorite video game console?
What is France’s favorite game console?
What Did The Nintendo Consoles Say After The Gym?
What’s a Communists favourite videogame console?
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
My son was crying because his mom took his Xbox...
... so I had to console him.
What dose a console/pc say when you download a game?
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
What do the slow stars get at the end of a race?
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
My nephew failed a grammar test. I consoled him
I said "their there they're"
after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
I didn’t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.
I need someone to console me.
Did you hear Nintendo has a patent for a swing set based console?
They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!
I haven’t seen this model before
What console does a Frenchman play on?
What’s a communist’s favorite video game console?
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