Goalless Puns

[Sportsnet Stats] Connor McDavid is goalless in 8 straight home games for the first time since his rookie season. twitter.com/snstats/statu…

[Sportsnet Stats] Leafs Mitch Marner snaps a 100-game goalless drought on the PP dating back to Feb 1, 2020. twitter.com/snstats/statu…

West Bromwich Albion 0 - 0 Nottingham Forest: In a game of many (poor) chances, neither side shows a cutting edge, leaving it goalless. bbc.co.uk/sport/live/foot…

[OptaJoe] 6 - Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has failed to score in each of his last six Premier League appearances, his longest such run in the competition. It's his longest goalless league run overall since a 14-game spell from February to August 2014 with Borussia Dortmund. Concern. mobile.twitter.com/OptaJo…

Blackpool 0 - 0 West Bromwich Albion: In a game with 34 total shots and 22 total chances, it ends goalless and the points are shared. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/…

Kane remains goalless in Premier League this season and has attempted only four shots and had 10 touches in opposition box from 288 minutes skysports.com/football/ne…

Spurs are 2nd worst team by shots pg, 2nd worst team by key passes, 3rd worst team by xG, Kane was goalless - but hey, its bruces Newcastle - of course they gonna score 3, while Newcastle in 2nd half had 25% posession with 3 shot off target

[Official Twitter] Skövde AIK have been promoted to Superettan following the goalless draw with Akropolis (3-0 in aggregate) twitter.com/AIKSkvde/stat…

[19/02/2006] Lucas Licht simply cannot stand the thought of a goalless draw in the 56th minute. Independiente vs Gimnasia La Plata. Torneo Clausura 2006. Match ended 0-1. v.redd.it/i4gdn1lparz71

Canaries and Wolves share the points after goalless draw. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/…

Wolves 0-0 Burnley - Wolves were frustrated in their bid to keep pace with the top four as they were held to a goalless draw by Burnley at Molineux. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/…

[Stats Foot] Lionel Messi is goalless in his first 4 league games of a season for the first time since 2005/06. twitter.com/statsdufoot/s…

2016 - Manchester United mustered a total of 28 shots without scoring, last attempting more in a home Premier League game without finding the back of the net in October 2016 against Burnley (38 shots in a goalless draw). Misfiring. twitter.com/OptaJoe/statu…

Essendon are the first team to go goalless in the 2nd half of a final since 1956 twitter.com/sirswampthing…

Pradhyum Reddy shaves his head after losing his bet that Kerala Blasters would not play a goalless draw this season. twitter.com/IndSuperLeagu…

Thoughts on Ovi’s new contract, after his longest goalless streak of the season… was re-signing him a mistake?

[OptaJoe] 17 - This was England’s 17th goalless draw at a major tournament (EUROs + World Cup), two more than any other nation in the history of those competitions. Groundhog. twitter.com/optajoe/statu…

The last time a BVB game ended goalless

[Olympiakos B] Another goalless draw on the road as Thrylos B can't break Apollon Pontou down sport24.gr/football/apoll…

[Olympiakos B] Goalless draw at Trikala as Olympiakos B keep chasing first away win sport-fm.gr/article/podos…

Udinese 0-0 Genoa | A goalless draw at the Dacia Arena | Serie A 2021/22 youtube.com/watch?v=8ZI5Z…

[Olympiakos B] Another goalless draw for Olympiakos B against Iraklis sport24.gr/football/super…

Town held to goalless draw - Ipswich Town 0-0 Oxford United - Highlights youtube.com/watch?v=QDwql…

PSV go to Europa League after failing to break through Benfica's defence in goalless draw nos.nl/artikel/2395025-ps…

[Sportsnet Stats] With his 4-0 goal, Senators Tim Stutzle snaps a 15-game goalless drought dating back to last season twitter.com/snstats/statu…

Canada MNT sees goalless draw against Jamaica canadasoccer.com/national…

Luton Town 0 - 0 Sheffield United - Both teams share points in goalless draw bbc.co.uk/sport/football/…

I would like to apply for the Guinness world record of the longest goalless streak from a top-level striker.

West Brom boss Valerien Ismael delivers his take on his side's goalless draw against Blackpool blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sp…