Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, theyβd have to make an Apollo-G.
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I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
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︎ Jul 07 2020
a little Xmas pun
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Did you hear about the guy trying out for editor for the sums series of Math Magazine?
It was an addition edition audition.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
(How?)
With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant?
(With a pink elephant gun?)
No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
(No clue...?)
So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(Of course not)
Then clearly it works
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I've been writing a series of books about decibels...
I'm currently on volume 5
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Disney decided to make a whole series about Amanda
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I didnβt get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.
I need someone to console me.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I was watching a series about crushed tomatoes but I fell asleep.
Now I have to ketchup.
edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My favorite book series!
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︎ Jan 16 2020
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Aang must be so proud
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︎ Jul 18 2020
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:
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︎ Jun 29 2020
My favorite series.....
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef
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︎ May 01 2020
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
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︎ Jun 09 2020
A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Iβm developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and Iβm looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Who was the least intelligent character in the Harry Potter series?
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︎ May 08 2020
I've never lost a World Series finals.
Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.
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︎ May 25 2020
I was watching a series of increasingly funny cow videos, and even though CowVid#18 was hilarious...
...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
If Iβm being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.
If Iβm being objective, itβs Dr. Whom.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Have you seen the documentary series about stand up toilets?
No? Surprising. Urinal of them.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Did you see the final episode of that new Netflix series about the dude who couldn't stop buying himself gifts!?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I lost my copy of the first book in Michael Grant's best-selling novel series
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Iβm really bad at math and telling jokes...
...I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if any would cheer him up. No Pun In Twelve Did.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
When a book series is so good that they make it into an audio book...
It really speaks volumes.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.
But I've seen stranger things.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
I found the first four books in the Harry Potter series to be quite light hearted.
The fifth was dead Sirius.
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Just started watching a series about anxiety...
Can't wait to see Xanax episode
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Robin: βThe Batmobil isnβt starting!β Batman: βDid you charge the battery?β
Robin: βWhat the hell is a tery?β
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︎ Oct 08 2019
I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
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︎ Jul 31 2019
She was drinking alone so I went over to her and gave her my best pickup line...
She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
what are chemists' favourite movie series?
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Iβm making a series documentary on how to fly a plane
Weβre currently filming the pilot
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