I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
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This is a series of dad jokes that all relate to each other and form a dad joke story so bear with me.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
(How?)
With a blue elephant gun.
How you you kill a pink elephant?
(With a pink elephant gun?)
No, you hold its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with the blue elephant gun
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
(No clue...?)
So they can hide in cherry trees
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
(Of course not)
Then clearly it works
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I've been writing a series of books about decibels...
I'm currently on volume 5
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Disney decided to make a whole series about Amanda
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Whats the name of a crime series filmed on a sunny japanese island?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I was watching a series about crushed tomatoes but I fell asleep.
Now I have to ketchup.
edit: my boyfriend is incredibly proud of his joke so this became my first reddit post
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:
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︎ Jun 29 2020
A punny take on the coronavirus situation using movies/tv series as puns
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Iβm developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and Iβm looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I was watching a series of increasingly funny cow videos, and even though CowVid#18 was hilarious...
...I just couldn't bring myself to watch the next one. I just had this vague sense that something bad was going to happen.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I've never lost a World Series finals.
Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.
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︎ May 25 2020
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I friend told me that the Lord of the Rings was a terrible series
I said "you don't know what you're Tolkien about."
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︎ Apr 21 2020
When a book series is so good that they make it into an audio book...
It really speaks volumes.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.
But I've seen stranger things.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Just started watching a series about anxiety...
Can't wait to see Xanax episode
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Which company is the main sponsor and made a big fortune from the Star wars movie series?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What do you call a series of short strokes induced by consuming pizza?
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Iβm working on a whole series of these
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︎ Dec 13 2018
Me: You really need to watch βA series of unfortunate events.β
Her: Ok. Let me take out the wedding video.
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︎ Aug 21 2018
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Iβm really bad at math and telling jokes...
...I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if any would cheer him up. No Pun In Twelve Did.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
My son just pitched a perfect game in the Little League World Series!
The game was a classic, "threw" and "threw"!
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︎ May 23 2019
Sega should make a music game with assets from their Phantasy Star series
They could call it AlgoRhythm.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
The National Security Agency has intercepted a series of credible threats against Santa.
They have asked for help from the Department of Ho Ho Homeland security.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
The news was showing a series of major fires all within close proximity to each other...
... my fiancΓ©e said "It's probably arson." I retort with "Our son would never do that!"
Its a wonder she's marrying me.
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︎ Jul 28 2015
Eons ago, a series of genetic mutations created a new species of winged animals, with the original animal being a pig.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Here is a series of increasingly terrible math puns.
What kind of math do birds use?
Owl-gebra
What kind of math does a farmer use?
Cow-culus
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
A-wrist-metic
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Ad-dish-on
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
Malt-iplication
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
Sub-track-tion
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︎ Apr 16 2015
NBC is developing a TV series called Avoidable Airline Tragedies.
They just shot the pilot.
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︎ Sep 19 2018
Binge-watching a few Netflix series with my wife this weekend, when I noticed the same actor had been in all of them...
Man, that Skip Intro guy get's a lot of work!
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︎ Jun 26 2018
They're creating a biography series of famous race horses
They're calling it 'Hooves Who'.
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︎ Dec 01 2018
What do you call a rebooted series based on Dracula?
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︎ Feb 09 2017
She was drinking alone so I went over to her and gave her my best pickup line...
She's apparently not a Ford F-series fan.
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︎ Nov 09 2017
Did you know that when the Stanley Cup was first made, a series of absurd miscommunications resulted in it being mistakenly engraved with the image of a feline anus?
It was a huge catastrophe.
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Iβm making a series documentary on how to fly a plane
Weβre currently filming the pilot
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