My wife slipped on black ice and landed on her tailbone…[true]

She came inside with bloody hands and said, “Can you check and see…I think I broke my tailbone?”

I’ll take a look…with my 8 year old son and 5 year old daughter beside me, I drop her sweats down and say, “Oh, sweetie, it’s broken…”.

My kids looked at me because they don’t see it and she says, “It is?”

“Yeah, look…there’s a big crack in it!”

[we still laugh at this 20 years later, chiropractor later confirms it with a X-ray years later that it was broken]

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Where do fish get their public health information?

The Sturgeon General

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👤︎ u/jf265
📅︎ Apr 08 2023
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What's the most musical name ever?

Doremi Fazzola Tideau.

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👤︎ u/prlugo4162
📅︎ Mar 20 2023
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Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…?

Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."

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📅︎ Nov 07 2022
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My child just learned the alphabet but will only recognize 25 letters

She won't say why.

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What does Clark Kent use to keep the sun out of his eyes ?

A supervisor.

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📅︎ Feb 20 2023
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Who's the opponent of John Doe?

Joe Don't.

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I just got a job working at a solar farm

They have a bright future and I'm looking forward to the light workload.

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Did you know that dogs can’t have an MRI…

But cats can.

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👤︎ u/jacktysoe
📅︎ Jan 06 2023
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If Jada Smith doesn’t like jokes about alopecia

then that’s hair loss

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👤︎ u/Neldonado
📅︎ Mar 28 2022
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How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?

A Buccaneer

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Meet my friends that are identical twins..

Pete and Repete

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where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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An entire generation of youth will only know Billy Ray Cyrus for the song "Old Town Road"

That breaks my heart, my achy breaky heart.

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My bald friend always looks forward to sunny days.

That’s….his time to shine.

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I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me...

“How do you know it was on it’s way to work?”

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I tried on a pair of pride sunglasses but quickly had to take them off.

I couldn’t see straight.

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Dis-a-
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👤︎ u/krismoff
📅︎ May 06 2021
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Is Ray straight?

No, reggae.

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👤︎ u/CFADM
📅︎ Jun 26 2022
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If you want to change the world, do it while you're single.

Once you are married, you can't even change the t.v. channel.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jul 22 2022
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Which planet is the crappiest?

Uranus

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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I. C. U.

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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

The ICU

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👤︎ u/iceberger3
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