Me - don't feel so good
Dad - well of its any consolation, you don't look good either
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
it's NESessary
My daughter says it will be very soothing.
The Xbox 316
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
I consoled her. She was crying
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
Pspspsps4
The Sunni Playstation
I always need to console myself.
He pressed the russet button, of course.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
She responded "Thanks that means a lot".
So it's all specsulation?
... so I had to console him.
As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.
I need someone to console me.
Because no frenchman can say no to a Wii.
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
Bruh, Just Snap out if it
Wii U!!! Wii U!! Wii U!!
I had to get a Wiifund
The Wii
"WII FIT!"
The Nintendo Oui
The Wii.
I'll call it the occult rift
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
A constellation prize
She said I’m not giving you a consolation prize.
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
I said "their there they're"
They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!
Knowing a slam book could not be replaced I tried consoling him, but I remembered digitalized it for him a year ago I quickly logged on to the PC to check if I had a backup. He quickly smiled and said it had a Blue cover, after about 10mins of searching I asked him if he remembered what I named the book. He burst out and said Facebook.
Frustrated I left the room to find my entire family sitting in the hall, and my mother goes "He did it to you too, didn't he"
And I'm here perplexed by the lengths a dad would go for his jokes.
"Welcome everyone to Dads Anonymous. Again my name is Bill and you will notice that we have a new member, please welcome Gary -- Can you tell us what brought you to us today?"
"Well I have a very embarrassing confession. It's even hard to get the words out."
Bill reassures him, "We are all dads here and have been meeting for decades, we've been through all the highs and lows, births and deaths, tragedies, we've heard it all. Just tell us what's on your mind son, we are here to support each other."
"Well, a couple months ago, I broke both my legs in a motorcycle accident and couldn't walk, so I let my wife use the lawnmower." He says through the sobs...
Bob, one of the other dads, starts to get pale. "...and she didn't even cut it in a crisp geometric pattern, it was just random..." Bob starts to sweat and get dry heaves. "YOU BASTARD", he screams. "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT HAPPEN." The dads rise and get ready to beat the crap out of Gary, when Bill stands between them and breaks it up.
"Guys! Guys, we all get weak sometimes and things happen outside our control. Doug, you remember when you were in recovering from Chemo and you gave your wife a hammer, and she used it to hammer a roofing nail into the drywall to hang a picture!" Doug, looks down in shame, "Yes, that was a bad day, I was so weak. She missed the stud and left a dent in the wall, and she just hung the picture over it, crooked!" There was dead silence. "Thats ok Doug, it was twenty years ago, you were young and foolish, you can let it go". Then all the dads shook hands and sat back down.
Bill starts the meeting up again. Then Gary says, "..theres one more thing, Right after I got out of the hospital, she wanted to make a special dinner for us, so I let her grill the steaks..." "OH LORD THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" screams Dave, another dad, his face turning red. Gary continues "...she burnt them one one side and they were dry and chewy." Now there is a bedlam, one dad immediately passes out cold, chairs are thrown, broken bottles, Gary is on the ground being kicked in the ribs. After a few tense minutes Bill managed to get the dads off of Gary. "Stop it, Dave you're killing him. Come on, you remember that time you let your wife go to the repair shop for an oil change?" Dave hung his head, and muttered yeah. "They convinced her to change the cabin filter, wiper blades and the radiator collant..." Bill kept prodding "and, aaand" ...Dave broke down, "and she bought a jug of blinker fluid!" T
... keep reading on reddit ➡So I hit her over the head with my X-Box...
I put it down before leaving the store, though. Wouldn't want to get into the habit of shoplifting.
Look, now it's the Royal Wii.
http://i.imgur.com/YxgNZio.png
Wii.
You console it.
