A list of puns related to "Conflicts Of Interest"
So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."
To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."
Think he'll still date me?
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