It’s really been crushing it.
What a desserter!
Assault-lick.
All he got was a pine groan.
Funnely enough
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
I hopped to it!
He got hit by a bus
I'm looking for band names that involve the word cone (specifically traffic cones). A few examples I have come up with are "The Rolling Cones," "Earth Wind and Cone," and "The Conas Brothers." I'm sure there are lots of good ones that I'm not thinking of.
Sometimes you just have to give it a good lickin'
But I think he has a solid point
The streets were oddly desserted that night.
He's been a wafer so long now
Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.
It's like she doesn't even have to try
I put together ice cream cones for dessert for my husband and six kids, then scooped some ice cream into a bowl for myself. My husband's friend (dad of one) came in and asked for a cone for himself. He noticed my bowl and asked me what I had against cones. I explained that I'm soy-intolerant, and the cones have soy in them.
He immediately said, "Oh, I'm soy sorry."
So, I'm the coach of my daughter's soccer team. After a tournament, we had to do our share of the clean up and they told us to gather all of the cones set up on the fields. I turned to few girls on the team and said:
"I guess you could say that we're CONEsolidating."
... I wonder why my daughter doesn't want me to coach next year.
