Condiments puns
- He said "You walk ahead, I'll ketchup with you."
2."Are you sure?" Asked the cop
"I saw it with mayonnaise"replied the witness.
- The vexed cucumber said "I'm in a pickle right now."
- Oh! And I mustard that this is my first post on Reddit.
You can shoot people with mayonnaise, but not other condiments
Your crimes will then ketchup to you.
What is a cat's favourite condiment?
Those small packets of ketchup are here because the big bottles didn't know what a condiment.
With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?
Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.
What does a condiment wizard perform?
What’s a horse’s favourite condiment?
Mayo-neighs.
Courtesy of my dad.
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
What condiment needs to go to the restroom the most?
What kind of condiment works as a laxative?
What do you call a funny condiment?
A sauce of endless entertainment.
Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments
Me: Baby stop, you’re making me hungry
I think I found out who invented condiments,
Her name is May Anne Hayes
What do call a condiment that raises horses?
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
What is a greenkeeper's favourite condiment?
My wife despises a certain condiment
I asked if she had ever heard of the local horse impersonator? That man neighs!
Why dose nobody tell jokes about condiments
Where do condiments go when they get sick?
What is a cows and a horses favorite condiment?
Moo-neighs
Thank you, I'll show myself out.
What's Pac-Mans favorite condiment?
I make art out of condiments
My latest work is a mustardpiece
My old man used to think he was hilarious at the McDonald’s drive thru when the server asked, ‘Any condiments?’
He always responded, ‘Compliments? You look very nice today!’
(Yes probably a repost)
What credit card do you use for buying condiments?
I love to smother my burger with lots of chunky tomato, onion and garlic condiment...
What do you say when the condiment you have with fish and chips goes away?
When food poisoning breaks out at the Annual Condiments Convention...
"We'll ketchup later but first I mus-turd!"
My dog for into the condiments last night
Now I have a Gulden retriever.
What condiment was granted knighthood?
Sir Racha! (Sriracha).
As much as I don’t want to admit it, this is something I came up with (and I am a dad).
What do you call a Native American cancer patient with an affinity for Japanese condiments?
Do you know who is the leader in condiment city?
I wanted to dress as a condiment for Halloween.
But I couldn't mustard up the courage.
"We were getting fast food when the lady at the window said, 'Any condiments?' My dad responded, 'Compliments? You look very nice today!'”
What are a dog's favorite condiments?
Cat soup and mouse turds.
What is an optimist's favorite condiment?
What is a cat's favourite condiment?
I don't fear condiments...
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