Comprises Puns

A list of puns related to "Comprises"

I wanted to go see a theater piece comprised of puns...

...especially when I realized it was a play on words.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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My dad was in Mumbai, when he saw a footrace comprised of people entirely naked, except for tape over their nipples....

He said it was the best "Indian nipple-less 500" he's ever seen!

- side note he actually said this to me and I don't know whether to be annoyed or impressed for such a reach.

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👤︎ u/Sand-Moose
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Did you hear about the alternative rock band comprised of large mollusks?

Nine Inch Snails!

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👤︎ u/shopcounterwill
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Dominoes claims that they will remake your pizza for free, if your pizzas integrity has ever been comprised.

I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....

                         rolling in the dough.
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👤︎ u/MasterNova924
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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What do you call a symphony comprised mostly of pigs?

The Porchestra

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👤︎ u/Rotanikleb
📅︎ Feb 28 2015
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What do you call a tactical unit comprised of nuns?

Force of Habit.

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👤︎ u/ArcherofArchet
📅︎ Jul 16 2015
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I wanted to go see a theater piece comprised of puns...

...especially when I realized it was a play on words.

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👤︎ u/MacItaly
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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