We’re about to quit playing. There’s absolutely no content to play except trials and it’s the most half baked activity every put out.
I've been on Lexapro for 9 months or so and the only negative side effect I've had has been reduced libido. I've been eating beets daily for the last couple of weeks and I've noticed a significant boost in my sex drive. While it may not help everyone, if reduced libido from SSRIs is something you struggle with then eating more beets is worth a try.
Common Name: Swamp-Beet
Scientific Name: Beta Anisorum
Ideal growing conditions:
Dark, dry, cool. Clay-rich soil rich in ALEPHic tholins, glutamine, bismuth salts, and chlorine salts.
Ideal atmosphere is 30% oxygen, 8% hydrogen, 2% methane, remainder inert gas. Gaseous Nitrogen is counter-conducive to growth.
Findings
Carbohydrate structure is fractal, resembling sulfur-reinforced glycogen. This structure decomposes into a variety of compounds when subjected to heat and a specifically suited fermentative bacterium found in the digestive tracts of the native Red Snapper.
The byproducts of thermo-fermentation are unpredictable and unstable, and in a solution of methanol, form a non-equilibrium matrix akin to structures observed in exotic-matter matrices.
In a solution of 80% methanol and 20% IRIDOcyclohexane, the non-equilibrium matrix becomes unpredictable in its internal dynamics, and produces bismuth-containing aromatic compounds when bismuth salts are present in the solution. Stable byproducts such as these aromatics reach peak concentration at very cold temperatures.
In a solution containing abundant simple sugars, the non-equilibrium matrix enters a state of homogenous oscillation, which becomes periodic and cyclic at higher temperatures.
When fermented by an anaerobic fungus-like organism found in red-violet peat and soil strata, the equilibrium byproducts become a biomineralized solid within the hyphae. This biomineralized solid can serve as a catalyst for a wide range of sub-reactions within the carbohydrate non-equilibrium-matrix, such as:
• the conversion of matrix-internalized sugars into pure ALEPH, BET, and MEM, which are further fermented by the system into isolated harmonics of hypostatic ZAYIN.
• The conversion of lignin and chlorophyll into magnesium and sulfur compounds, which are in turn subject to metaphysical fermentation into MEM and LAMED, which harmonize with the isolated harmonics to produce Sophic Cold and Sophic Damp.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
sorry if the flair annoys you i just cant find question flair
Pilot on me!!
A play on words.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
They were cooked in Greece.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
