Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud?
Their assets are already frozen.
How does a non-binary person commit murder?
They/them
Stolen from non Reddit sister
Edit ope never seen so many people get upset at a dad joke
What kind of couch doesn't like to commit?
What is the fanciest crime you can commit?
A class C Felony
Thank you very much.
What happens when a battery commits a crime?
Why did the pencil commit a hate crime?
what do you call an actor that commits fraud?
Why won’t John Cena commit a crime?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it.
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
Guy goes to the library and asks the librarian for a book about how to commit suicide.
She says, “Absolutely not. I know you’re not gonna return it.”
After your uncles wife commits arson
If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
Why did the math book commit suicide?
Because he had a lot of problems.
What happens after an alligator commits a crime?
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
How did Hitler know it was time to commit sucide.
What do you call someone who commits arson in late November?
What crime did a test commit?
It didn't commit a crime, the teacher just told me to turn it in.
What crime did the forest commit?
What does Venom use to commit crimes online?
What crime do you commit when you throw a text book?
Why did the train conductor commit a crazy crime?
Because he had a Loco-motive
Why did the car commit murder
What do you call someone who commits a murder with a deck of cards that only has clubs, spades, and diamonds?
what do mathematicians use to commit suicide
If someone commits suicide by jumping off a building
did they kill themselves a-ledge-dly?
My wife told me if she ever had Alzheimer’s she’d commit suicide to save me the burden.
I told her that’s the sixth time she’s said that today.
How did the tree commit suicide?
What do you call it when 7 Austrian children get you to commit a crime?
In war it’s best to commit crimes on naval frigates.
Charges are often dropped.
How did the fish commit fraud?
My therapist said I never commit to anything
What’s the worst crime to commit in arbor society?
When someone commits suicide via jumping they literally jump to a conclusion.
Why did the dolphin commit suicide?
His life had no porpoise.
I don’t think I could commit to a job being a taster at La Croix.
I would just be testing the waters.
What do you call a tree who commits espionage?
If I ever need to commit murder I'll do it with an ax
That way I can claimed it was ax-idental.
Why did the chicken commit a crime?
What do you call it when a lizard commits murder?
A man was giggling in a police car on the way to the station. What crime did he commit?
What crime did the tree commit?
What kind of couch doesn’t like to commit?
If you commit 90 sins, you will only get caught half the time.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Mathematically, if you commit 90 sins, you only get caught half the time.
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