People keep making fun of me for investing other people's money in comedy clubs

I'm a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2017
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Why did the egg leave the comedy club?

He didn’t appreciate the yolks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keithninety
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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When I die, I’m going to open a comedy club in Hell…

It’ll be called β€œThe Laughter-life”! And it’s all dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwfulSquawking
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2021
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What’s a cannibal’s favorite part of a Hollywood comedy club?

The celebrity roast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pookells
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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I wanna try Open Mic at the Comedy Club. But….

I’m afraid everyone will laugh at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trinitymaster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2021
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I wanted to get tickets to a comedy club until I found out they cost an arm and a leg.

When I found out why I’m glad I didn’t go - the show wasn’t that humerus and the staff was short handed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,

Anne Drew Diced Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early

The humor was too lowbrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.

The joke neverlands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_pun_man_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...

jokes on me i guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heyitsjakson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Iraqi comedy club...

Badgag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Pro Tip: If you have a gashed wound, it is cheaper to go to a comedy club than the emergency room.

You just pay the cover charge and they'll have you in stitches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cozykinkajou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I saw Pinocchio do stand-up at a comedy club last night.

I’m not going to lie, his jokes were a little wooden. Boy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junipurrberry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I once tried doing stand up at a haunted comedy club

I got booed off stage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fenris752
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I want to open a comedy club in my town for people like us

I'll call it "Locally Groan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why did the dental assistant go to the comedy club?

She was told she was really good at impressions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Going to open a coffee house/comedy club

Will call it the brew ha ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newsherrifintown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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I just opened up a comedy club that serves gross pizza.

I'm calling it Chuckl E. Cheeses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Why did the sheep get booed at the comedy club?

Because he told a baaaad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manami333
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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What type of jokes do they tell at a gouda comedy club?

Never been, but probably something cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bandit088
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Get down to the comedy club on 62nd street.

It's a laugh a minute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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If I ever open a comedy club/bar

I'll call it Cheers and Booze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spite_baby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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My wife and I recently went to a comedy club...

... The club was packed as an egg was doing some stand up comedy. After the laughter died down from a particularly hilarious one-liner, I leaned over to my wife and said "that's a funny yolk".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/istandalonetoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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I don't know if it's a dad joke or just a regular bad joke.

The other day I was really killing them at the comedy club, but eventually all they did was boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostySterling
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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