Comedy Club Puns

A list of puns related to "Comedy Club"

One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,

Anne Drew Diced Clay

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TrueAidooo
šŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I had to leave the Neanderthal comedy club early

The humor was too lowbrow

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
šŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Iraqi comedy club...

Badgag.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VERBERD
šŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Went to the comedy club with some friends and ended up paying for everyone...

jokes on me i guess

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Heyitsjakson
šŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Every week, at a comedy club I tell a joke about Peter Pan and nobody laughs.

The joke neverlands.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/one_pun_man_
šŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Pro Tip: If you have a gashed wound, it is cheaper to go to a comedy club than the emergency room.

You just pay the cover charge and they'll have you in stitches.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/cozykinkajou
šŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I saw Pinocchio do stand-up at a comedy club last night.

Iā€™m not going to lie, his jokes were a little wooden. Boy...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/junipurrberry
šŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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I once tried doing stand up at a haunted comedy club

I got booed off stage

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/fenris752
šŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I want to open a comedy club in my town for people like us

I'll call it "Locally Groan"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bentnotbroken96
šŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why did the dental assistant go to the comedy club?

She was told she was really good at impressions!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
šŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I just opened up a comedy club that serves gross pizza.

I'm calling it Chuckl E. Cheeses

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/turn_ncough
šŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Going to open a coffee house/comedy club

Will call it the brew ha ha.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/newsherrifintown
šŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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What type of jokes do they tell at a gouda comedy club?

Never been, but probably something cheesy.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bandit088
šŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Why did the sheep get booed at the comedy club?

Because he told a baaaad joke

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/manami333
šŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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Get down to the comedy club on 62nd street.

It's a laugh a minute.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/eltegs
šŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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People keep making fun of me for investing other people's money in comedy clubs

I'm a laughing stock

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/edhere
šŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2017
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My wife and I recently went to a comedy club...

... The club was packed as an egg was doing some stand up comedy. After the laughter died down from a particularly hilarious one-liner, I leaned over to my wife and said "that's a funny yolk".

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/istandalonetoo
šŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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If I ever open a comedy club/bar

I'll call it Cheers and Booze

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/spite_baby
šŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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