A cook combined alphabet soup with laxatives
I combined a snake and a boomerang
That's really coming back to bite me
What do you get when you combine an axe with teeth?
Did you know there's somebody wiser than the 3 wise men combined?
What happens when you combine an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Some people see nothing wrong with combining donuts and pastry
But I can’t think of anything cruller
Found this on AskReddit. Que:- What is unusual about your body?
What did one DNA ask the other DNA?
Where did you order those genes from?
Combination Buddha and punk rocker for a religion project, needs a good pun name
What do you get when you combine tar and tar?
Since Halloween is drawing nearer and nearer I decided, let me put out a Halloween joke. So here y’all go fellas What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
I want to make a combination corn maze and haunted house.
I'll call it "corn on macabre"
What kind of canoes are the most dangerous?
Why is Chanukah so much less recognized in the US?
because Jews make up the menorah-ty
What two letters are liquids, but when combined make a shelter?
T and P! (Tea and pee to be a teepee)
What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here
Purple is my favorite color!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter ?
Today for lunch I combined a laxative and alphabet soup
Today I’m combining Alphabet Soup & laxatives…
What do you call 2 roosters fighting with poop?
Looking for puns for the Ides of March
Wednesday (14th) is the Ides of March. As in "beware the Ides of March" when Julius Caesar was stabbed by his rivals. "Et tu Brute" and all that.
I have a team meeting that day and the manager will be biting his tongue not to add a pun or two. (Good friendly team. It will go down well.) So I'm trying to think of a couple of low key phrases I could mention to hint at the day, or setting him up so he can't help it.
Any suggestions?
I have a few starting thoughts but don't want to poison the well of creativity by sharing first.
Edit. I wrote puns and then posted. I should simply have said jokes.
what do you call a sweaty dog?
Which animal hybrid is the worst combination?
Mother in law came for dinner and said "Why does your dog keep looking at me"
I said" It's because you're using his plate"
What do you get if you combine a small version of NASA and Space X?
Why should you never combine wet cement and Donald Trump
You might set a bad precedent
Is that a pun, or am I just sour?
What do you get when you combine dice with Hitler?
I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but’s it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined
What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why do programmers call bad code "spaghetti"?
My kid's school just made budget cuts...
They had to combine math and horticulture. First up, a lesson on square roots.
What do you get when you combine a cow and an earthquake?
Wonder what their combinations are...
They have combined the birds and donkeys into a new exhibit at the zoo.
It is now called the Tits and Asses Pavilion.
Gomez was man-splaining to Morticia ...
You know what the scientists say about combining bad comedians and antimatter...
They're no laughing matter
I heard that there's a chef attempting to combine macaroni with a potato pancake
I mean, it's not impastable, but it's not very latkely either.
California is reducing management "bloat" by combining departments...
Henceforth, the California Highway Patrol and the Department of Fish & Wildlife will merge to become the Department of Fish & CHiPs.
The pandemic, when combined with supply chain issues, have driven Santa into bankruptcy…
He’s now referred to as Saint Nickel-less.
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
I’ve combined a laxative with alphabet soup
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