This Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined.
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I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but’s it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined
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I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!

OK boomer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Every piece is as delicious as the previous two combined.
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I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet

Aiketo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adopogi
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My coworker spent his life savings inventing a Tootherang, it's a boomerang combined with dentures.

I hope it doesn't come back to bite him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
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I have recently combined my laxative with my alphabet soup.

I call it Letter-rip!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
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I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.

[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Intagvalley
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I combined laxatives and alphabet soup.

I call it "Letter Rip."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What are two of a teacher's favorite things combined.

Apple-pen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natedog1317
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Combined my first 2 joke sets into 1. Enjoy!

I will now take suggestions on how to be more sensitive to deaf people. I'm all ears!

  1. As a ventroliquist, I made one of my dummies sing a song by the GoGos. I'm not going to tell you how I did it. My lips are sealed!
  2. Im the only council member against the construction of the beach. Im going against the grain!
  3. Why did God make me a conjoined twin? Im beside myself!
  4. I put aluminum on a villain's mind control devices. I foiled his plan!
  5. Even though I'm scared of heights, I still go skydiving with this girl I like. Im falling for her!
  6. My shoelace company collapsed. I couldn't make ends meet!
  7. I like using misdirection in my jokes to make people laugh. Or do I?
  8. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest dressed as a hotdog. I'm on a roll!
  9. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest dressed as a nerd. I'm honor roll!
  10. The answer to this question, "Who's the president of the United States?" is a no-brainer.
  11. I finished a race the other day. I won 'cause I killed all the Kenyans!
  12. I don't know how to wear a wig. At least not off the top of my head.
  13. I went grocery shopping at Harris Teeter for a 50% off everything sale. I went in for a carrot and came out with a half, which is why I now shop at Whole Foods!
  14. If youre being attacked by zombies, just throw a party! Nobody wants to kill the life of the party!
  15. I used to date a girl, who still uses a nightlight. What a turn-off!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADAToTheMoon
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People with birthdays falling on Christmas shouldn't mind that gifts are combined for the holiday...

Jesus sure didn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I'm thinking about going into business for myself with a combined therapy/body hair removal clinic...

I'm gonna call it "GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST"!

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I COULD tell you a top secret combination of words which result in the instant death of anyone hearing or reading them..

But then I'd have to kill you.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?
  • Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you get when you combine a dinosaur and a pig?

Jurassic Pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealLameUserName
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I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...

It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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What's the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuitenantElo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?

Red Croissant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What's the worst combination of two diseases?

Alzheimer's and Diarrhoea . You're running but you don't know where .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglyric
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Karen did that actually happen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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How about this combination?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travischapmanart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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I finally managed to genetically combine the number 6 with the letter S.

My experiment was a complete six-s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubosKube
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?

A Ford Fusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleSugar64
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Marijuana and coffee are my favorite combination.

They're the reason ice mocha a lot of weed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What would happen if you combine a bad webcomic with a bad webcomic?

Stoneloss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trash_can_not
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Never combine a cat with an apostrophe.

It’ll be a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I was told a story about combining two pieces of metal.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Told this Chemistry joke before on here...

... But I got a very bad reaction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
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Not sure if this fits here, is funny or has the sciencing right, but here goes... What do you get if you combine Uranium-235 and potatoes?

Fission chips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fionfeegle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Used a meme format to make a pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Withered_core
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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How could you steal his van though? πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahnTheMahn-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Just brew it!

I’m building a website for a new cafe and Coworking space opening in the area. The owner loves humour and wants to reflect that in the site. Does anyone have any great puns or other humorous ideas to do with cafes or working spaces? Thanks a million!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Instinct13now
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you get when you combine country and rap music?

Crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trazom28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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A motivational poster I made...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stunnyfuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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let that sink in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shockyavlon333
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Sand is a combination of the words sea and land, as it is where they meet. You could say it is their ship name.

Courtesy of my friend who took more than the average amount of antidepressants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Llamaz
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I used to own a combination lingerie store / sandwich shop.

It was called Delicate Essence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justintnelson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Wedding vow puns!! Help! :)

Hey redditland-

I’m working on writing my wedding vows. I am marrying the punniest guy I know. I mean, this guy’s love language is β€œpuns” - so, I’m attempting the difficult pun-dertaking of writing wedding vows with a whole bunch of puns.

Any good ones out there? Anything that will pundamentally deliver meaning while being punishingly groan worthy?

Thankkkks! :) :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belmabot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why is an antacid the opposite of a time machine?

Because its a reflux incapacitator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the02guy
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My food truck idea

Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.

"The Poach Coach"

Popular dishes:

  1. Eggs Been a Dick (2 poached eggs and 1 average but adequate size sausage)
  2. Omelette that one slide (you're choice of filling, but don't fucking test me)
  3. The Dwight Yolk Em' (served in a plastic cowboy hat to go. Must eat while walking the streets of Bakersfield) 4.The Mr. Burns Eggcellent Scramble (smithered with cheese)
  4. The Quiche a Grey (oralgasmic quiche with a money shot of sausage gravy)
  5. The John Denver Omelette (full of all kinds of shit)
  6. Jesus'ed egg (basically a deviled egg only more judgmental and boiled in holy water)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibombs85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Richard Plier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loosecashews
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Old town road is a combination of country and rap.

It’s called crap.

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Freddy Meowcury
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perfect-ion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shockyavlon333
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Can you SEA how bad this pun is
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Yes, I stole this from facebook.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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When fairy tales and groceries combine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmah616
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Wow Interesting...
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[Request] Chemistry Pun

I need a pun about chemistry and kindness for a project. Thanks in advance!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Where do elves live

Elf Paso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeOfBoblo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I have real life bitcoin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UNIPUGSAURUS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...should’ve put it on aloha setting!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifejourney24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Well well well look what we have here..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DahnTheMahn-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Source: Meme Templates and Components (Facebook)
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Guess The Pun #41 v.redd.it/rdf5rho6lrb41
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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You know, I've been on r/puns a lot but

I haven't Reddit all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZakyCatty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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This pun will BEE great for people having a bad day
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I like to combine words like hay and maze to mayze

But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxxbreaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A Teacher asked his student How many runs can a ball get you in cricket...?

He replied Six-Sir

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeonVodka
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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It was so cheesy, I couldn't help it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alien_Eleven
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How did the scientist feel after he failed to combine Lassie and a watermelon?

Melancholy.

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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capitolpuns
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Up until today, I only knew two jokes about the Fibonacci sequence. Then, today, I heard a new one.

It made me laugh as hard as the other two combined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawn317
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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spotted this boat in Bellingham
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noggin__noodle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Accidentally punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chikachu90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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When you combine english and math.

When you combine english and math.

You get many nouns and many unnouns.

*(bad spelling intentional)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martinri_cz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What’s the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?

One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomato_soup_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Fake conflict

People keep talking about the Middle East as if it’s an actual place, but I don’t think it Israel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doblanon5short
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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How to start 3 different types of races!

Teddy bear race:Ready Teddy Go!

Goat Race:Ready Steady Goat!

Plant race:Ready Steady Grow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joemama5lol
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Glove is all you need
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πŸ‘€︎ u/assemtotes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Ahh, te punnage is strong. (Found on r/memes)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrypolly_net
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I combined a laxative with alphabet soup...

I call it "letter rip".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodlyearth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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This Fibonacci dad-joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prepostdane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grosstraktor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard

Combined

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadly_R
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I know a good Fibonacci joke.

It’s as good as the last two jokes you’ve heard combined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soomloo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?

Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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This is a Fibonacci joke.

Its worse than the last two jokes you heard, combined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke?
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