Jim Carrey is combining the movies where he plays God and a pet detective
My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...
She made a right hash of it.
A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?
I was told a story about combining two pieces of metal.
What do you get after combining an Owl with a Bee?
My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.
He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.
In chemistry class, my son was combining acetic acid with some sort of base when he disappeared...
I guess it's true what they say -- he who acetates is lost.
Did you hear about the new math book regarding combining infinities?
What do you call the act of combining two negative things?
The U.S. and Canada are combining their space programs to send another spacecraft to the moon
Their calling the ship The Apollo-G!
What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here
A man fell into a combine harvester while attempting to steal it.
Police say he will be bailed out tomorrow.
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...
My mate had a combined Burns Night and Chinese New Year party he called Chinese Burns Night
I wasn't going to go, but he twisted my arm
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
What do you get when you combine and vampire and a snowman?
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
I'm starting a combination of a Frozen Yogurt shop and a news stand.
It will be called FroYo Information.
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?
What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?
My wife and I lost 100 lbs combined!
If you ever get locked out of the house, talk to the lock calmly
This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
What do you get when you combine a grocery store and a clothing store?
What do you get if you combine t.j j.j and derek watt
How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?
What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
What do you get when you combine a dinosaur and a pig?
What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?
- Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.
I’d tell you a Fibonacci joke, but’s it’s probably as bad as the last two you’ve heard combined
I COULD tell you a top secret combination of words which result in the instant death of anyone hearing or reading them..
But then I'd have to kill you.
What's the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.
What's the worst combination of two diseases?
Alzheimer's and Diarrhoea .
You're running but you don't know where .
I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
A man was seen doing something curious on a flight to Europe
Before boarding the plane, he threw some salt off the flight bridge
After they landed, he tossed some paprika
On the next leg, some nutmeg and a pinch of cumin.
The flight crew saw the combination, there was only one conclusion they could make...
He was a seasoned traveler
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
How about this combination?
There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.
Karen did that actually happen
Every piece is as delicious as the previous two combined.
I finally managed to genetically combine the number 6 with the letter S.
My experiment was a complete six-s!
Never combine a cat with an apostrophe.
What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?
What is a half-life fan's favorite piece of farm equipment?
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.
What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
This Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined.
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