Midas Touch Puns

A list of puns related to "Midas Touch"

A genie granted me one wish. I wanted to be rich, but didn't want to deal with the IRS and decided I wanted wealth as I needed it. So I wished for the touch of Midas.

After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.

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👤︎ u/notagoodspelller
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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In an alternate universe, instead of asking for whatever he touches to be gold, Midas just asked for his jokes to be made extremely hilarious.

Everything was comedy gold.

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👤︎ u/CrammerTheGamer
📅︎ May 06 2020
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I dreamt all night I was a muffler on a car

Woke up this morning exhausted.

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👤︎ u/beenthatdonetherr
📅︎ Nov 15 2015
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Met a fellow dad in the NICU tonight

Me: Who is our nurse tonight? Wifey: I think it's Mida. New dad: You know what they say, trust the Mida's touch. Both wifeys:groans

I think he will do just fine

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👤︎ u/rubberduckie_suicide
📅︎ Jul 14 2015
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