A list of puns related to "Midas"
But in the end, he went back to ghost
A goldfish
Everything was comedy gold.
After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.
A gold minor.
Everything I touch becomes felt.
It was mother fucking gold
Thanks for the gold stranger
They figured "might as well"
Gilt by association.
I text my step dad that the Jeep is currently in the air right now (they suspend it on a track so they can check the exhaust system) His response "Don't let it float away!"
Everything he touches turns to gold.
"Must be tough to pee."
King Midas saying that this sandwich is gold.
I Midas well.
You know, like regular showerβbut with me in it.
Woke up this morning exhausted.
Me: Who is our nurse tonight? Wifey: I think it's Mida. New dad: You know what they say, trust the Mida's touch. Both wifeys:groans
I think he will do just fine
Everything I touch becomes felt.
It was motherfucking gold!
Everything I touch becomes felt
Everything I touch becomes felt
"Everything I touch becomes felt!"
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