King Midas Puns

A list of puns related to "King Midas"

Which is King Midas favourite animal?

A goldfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boomstastic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What do you call King Midas' kid?

A gold minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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King Midas could single handedly cause inflation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The14thGender
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I'm like the fabric version of King Midas.

Everything I touch becomes felt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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After king Midas died, his subjects threw his remains down a watering hole.

They figured "might as well"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrapesMckenzie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What crime did they finally get King Midas for?

Gilt by association.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grokm3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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My dad's issue with King Midas

Everything he touches turns to gold.

"Must be tough to pee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xanderbeezy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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What is an example of someone getting to eat up their words?

King Midas saying that this sandwich is gold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proxysweden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I'm like the fabric version of King Midas.

Everything I touch becomes felt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScinrynAhnaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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I'm like the fabric version of King Midas

Everything I touch becomes felt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just87d
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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I'm like the fabric version of King Midas

Everything I touch becomes felt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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As I sashayed around our living room, I shouted out to my family, " I'm like the fabric version of King Midas!"

"Everything I touch becomes felt!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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