A list of puns related to "Colliding"
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
All the sailors were marooned.
I think that's interpherence
However it was acci-dental.
BENZ
Because they struggle within continents.
A van aerial disease
A collide-o-scope.
Police say to expect long jams
...apparently, the survivors are marooned.
The young guy says, βThatβs okay. Itβs a coincidence. Iβm looking for my wife, too. I canβt find her and Iβm getting a bit anxious.β
The old guy says, βWell maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, βShe is 28 years-old, tall, with brown hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and sheβs wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?β
The old guy says, βDoesn't matter, letβs look for yours.β
It was a turtle disaster!
Two ships collided in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. One was carrying red paint and one was carrying blue paint. The crews of both ships were marooned.
Pho-Ton; they are known for their light broth.
The police is now on the look-out for five hardened criminals
...are very con-CERNed.
Thankfully no lives lost, but everyone dyed
Police have told locals to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals
It was terrible! Everybody was marooned!
They needed to keep the atoms neutral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepBeEpEQcM
Edit: Just saw the typo in the title, I'm very sorry.
Pina Collide-a
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I donβt think theyβll fit me.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but donβt turn it on.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itβs a little fishy.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
βEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, βThe good news is..itβll feel better when it quits hurting.'β
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itβs tearable.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
βIβll call you later!β- βPlease donβt do that. Iβve always asked you to call me Dad!β
Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
βMy dad literally told me this one last week: βDid you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.ββ
βWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, βNo, just leave it in the carton!ββ
I got so angry the other day when I couldnβt find my stress ball.
If I had a dime for every book Iβve ever read, Iβd say: βWow, thatβs coincidental.β
Iβm not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
How does a penguin build itβs house? Igloos it together.
βMe: βDad, make me a sandwich!β Dad: βPoof, Youβre a sandwich!ββ
βI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
βHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? Theyβre all girls, otherwise theyβd be uncles.β
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth β its pasteurized before you even see it
βWhatβs Forrest Gumpβs password? 1forrest1β
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: βDonβt worry; this is a piece of cake.β I said: βNo, itβs a math problem.β
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I donβt play soccer because I enjoy the sport. Iβm just doing it for kicks.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
... keep reading on reddit β‘I have a bunch of stupid baseball questions. I know most of the rules, I just want to make sure I have all my bases covered.
Imagine thereβs a fan of the team that is currently fielding in the stands, and that said fan has a prosthetic arm. The batter hits a pitch and sends it on a home-run trajectory into the stands. If the fan in the stands throws his arm at the ball and diverts it back in the field of play, can they rightfully say that they were just βlending the team a handβ by stopping the home run?
Consider the exact opposite situation - the fanβs team is at bat and the batter hits a fly ball to the outfield. If Elastagirl from the Incredibles just happened to be the fan in question, can she spring into action and catch the ball before the outfielder has the chance to?
Now, imagine I smuggled a water gun into the stadium on a particularly hot day, and I managed to squirt sticky black liquid onto the batter. Does that mean he can take a walk since he was βhit by pitchβ?
Consider the freak circumstance where a ball in motion collides with a bird, causing it to spiral in its descent and eventually collide in turn with an umpire. Can the player responsible for the ballβs motion be ejected from the game due to repeatedly flipping the bird at an umpire?
Can a losing team sub out their man on the mound with a large quantity of beer to prolong the game? Thereβd still be a pitcher on the mound!
If a pitcher throws a slider into the strike zone and the batter doesnβt swing, should the umpire consider it a strike, a ball, or the catcherβs dinner?
A pina Collide-a
They all wanna see the Large Hadron Collider
Large PadrΓ³n Collider
...It was Murphyβs Law and coleslaw colliding.
The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,
http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg
and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy
http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/31/1427821675682/5e25da37-61d7-44fd-a9a3-b2f5b8b5a791-620x372.jpeg
I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)
me: I just heard that physicists at CERN have a room where they hold Dick-Fights.
him: Wtf man? Seriously?
me: Yeah, they call it the Large Hardon Collider
The crews got marooned...
Both crews ended up marooned.
The sailors were marooned
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
All of the sailors were marooned.
All the survivors were marooned...
The survivors were marooned.
Red paint.
And what happened to the crews when a ship carrying blue paint and one carrying red paint collided?
They were marooned.
Did you hear about the ship carrying blue paint and the ship carrying red paint that collided.
Both crews are believed to be marooned.
It is believed both crews are marooned
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