My son is going to college in a town in Iowa...
He Ames to get a good education.
My dad dropped the hammer
My dad, who is Indian, lives in a small college town with a small community of modest, nerdy Indians.
Enter the one fashionista who shows up at a get together sporting a DKNY shirt. My dad walks up, seemingly completely ignorant, and loudly asks, "WHAT IS THIS DONKEY SHIRT?"
Fashionista cried. I died.
On every trip to college.
On my trip to college, I have to take Rt. 17 in NY. As some of you may know, the road goes past a town called Deposit.
Dad: Look we're in Deposit! I hope you brought your cans!
Also, there is town called Bath that we drive through.
Dad: Did you take a shower this morning, or do we need to stop here?
Every freakin' trip.
