College Student Puns

A list of puns related to "College Student"

Thank you for getting me through college, student loan providers.

I don't think I can ever repay you.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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I thanked my student loans for getting me through college.

I just don't know how I could ever repay them!

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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How many college students does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, they can't afford the lightbulb.

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👤︎ u/MuzzOfficial
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Biden was a c-student in college.

Just an average Joe.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ May 19 2020
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A college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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What do you call a person who pretends to be a college student?

A college athlete.

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👤︎ u/dethsoup
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Where part of the college was the medical student studying in?

The hippocampus.

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👤︎ u/warpedddd
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them.

The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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what did they tell the student who just completed college?

UNI-d to get to work

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👤︎ u/confnused
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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If a non-college teacher has sexual relations with a student, then they pursued a minor in education.
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👤︎ u/Morighant
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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How do students get to clown college?

On the syllabus.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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College student makes a great dad joke

We were in the car and my friend kept correctly predicting stores that were miles ahead of us.

I asked him if he had thought about becoming a psychic.

He responded "Yeah, it doesn't work out well."

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👤︎ u/sjw118
📅︎ May 05 2015
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Just Dadjoked my college student daughter

She, while reading through a question on her assignment for an upper level English class: "I don't understand this question, there has to be a typo in it."

Me: "Just because you don't get it doesn't mean there's an error."

She: "No. There's a word missing or something. there's a typo, I just can't figure out where."

Me: "Oh, quit being such a... (dramatic pause)... TYPOCHONDRIAC"

I laughed. that's what's important.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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Thank you, student loans, for getting me through college.

I don’t think I can ever repay you.

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👤︎ u/pinkflyd25
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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Thank you student loans, I couldn't of gotten through college without you.

I don't think I could ever repay you.

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👤︎ u/Ducati0411
📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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Thank you Student Loans for getting me through college.

I don't know how to pay you back.

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👤︎ u/that_introverted_guy
📅︎ Feb 14 2017
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