I had to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just gathering dust
Yesterday I fired my cleaner.
I'm glad that's done and dusted
I sold my vacuum cleaner today..
All it was doing was collecting dust
My dad attacked me with a vacuum cleaner today, yelling.....
I sold my old vacuum cleaner...
... it sucked. All it did was gather dust.
I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner this week...
It’s just collecting dust.
Who makes the most filicidal vaccuum cleaner
I got a vacuum cleaner from Wish.com
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
Just bought a vacuum cleaner, from a Buddhist selling them door to door. I should have known better..
..it came with no attachments.
My window cleaner was banging on my window shouting and swearing!
I thought to myself: He’s lost his rag.
Customer: I want to return this vaccum cleaner.
Salesperson: Why?
Customer: It sucks.
What do guitarists and cleaners have in common?
They’re both good at sweeping
My friend is addicted to brake cleaner
He says he can stop whenever he wants
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
Did you hear about the guy who got rid of his vacuum cleaner?
It was just gathering dust.
Sorry. Won't do another vacuum joke. They suck.
I would like a set of containers for my kitchen. I would like to store my baking soda, borax, milk of magnesia, drain cleaner, and ammonia. Most importantly, they need to have very secure lids.
I like to keep all my bases covered.
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
Real house cleaners aren’t just born their maid
A man stained his vest and took it to the dry cleaners
While the vest was waiting to be cleaned it had a chat with 2 other vests around it
It said “ My owner stained me and I’m scared it won’t get off
One said “It’s going to be okay no need to worry”
The other one said “ Yeah it happens to the vest of us”
My wife claims that vacuum cleaners are always better for cleaning than a brush.
I said, “That’s a sweeping generalization.”
What do you call someone who cleans a vaccum cleaner?
I snuck up behind my daughter and whispered, "I think our microwave and our TV are spying on us!!! And I also think our vacuum cleaner..."
"...has been gathering dirt on us for years!"
What did the father say to his baby boy before killing him with a vacuum cleaner?
I hate vacuum cleaners...
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
True house cleaners aren't just born...
What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?
Don't do that I'll dyson!
Her: Obviously, everyone prefers to use a vacuum cleaner to a brush.
Me: Isn’t that.....a sweeping generalization?
My good mate asked me if robotic vacuum cleaners are any good, as she wants to buy one.
I told her; "Don't bother buying one, they suck"
Tonight is a sad night... our robotic vacuum cleaner, Wall-E, killed our bathroom spider, Al Gore.
Why was our bathroom spider named Al Gore? Simple. He created the web.
I had a job at a dry cleaners...
but got fired for wasting time. They said I had more PRESSING matters.
I went into a pharmacy today and asked them “what can I get to treat the coronavirus”. The girl replied “ammonia cleaner”
“Oh sorry, I thought you worked here”
A guy starts working at a submarine. In the first day he works as a cleaner, then helps at the kitchen. Next day he runs the ship. In the evening he’s absolutely exhausted so he asks his friend “Why I have to change my position every time?”
He replies “I know, this sub is full of reposts”
What's the busiest time of the day for cleaners?
I sold my vaccum cleaner today .
All it was doing was collecting dust .
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was only gathering dust.
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
i recently sold my vacuum cleaner
all it was doing was gathering dust
I got a new vacuum cleaner today...
When you clean the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
It was just collecting dust
True house cleaners aren't just born
I sold my vaccum cleaner
Because it was just gathering dust
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day.
It was just gathering dust.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner... you become a vacuum cleaner
I hate vacuum cleaners. They suck.
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