Window Cleaner Puns

A list of puns related to "Window Cleaner"

My window cleaner was banging on my window shouting and swearing!

I thought to myself: He’s lost his rag.

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👤︎ u/the_houser
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I was at a séance the other night, and we kept having our window cleaner's name and number come through.

As it turns out we'd been using a squeegee board.

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👤︎ u/daveorruk
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Microsoft reeeeally missed an opportunity when they didn't call their antivirus "Windows Cleaner"

...just sayin

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👤︎ u/i_pee_in_the_sink
📅︎ Jul 04 2014
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Instead of using a ouija board to talk to ghosts, I use a pile of window cleaners.

It's my squeegee hoard.

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👤︎ u/matvavna
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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The window cleaner at work got me...

I was at work yesterday and there was a man cleaning the windows. He commented that all the customers had disappeared so I told him that it would be busy again in about an hour. He looks at me and says 'I guess this is my window of opportunity then' and winks.

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👤︎ u/flisis
📅︎ Sep 04 2015
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After years of doubt I'm now convinced my wife is having an affair...

We've moved 250 miles north and we've still got the same window cleaner!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Dad joked at work

I am a window cleaner and I was cleaning the sliding glass doors at a hospital yesterday. As I'm cleaning this older man is leaving out the doors I'm cleaning and he says "Son, I can see right through your work." He just looks at me and starts laughing and walks out.

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👤︎ u/midnight_fistfight
📅︎ May 14 2014
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