Classical Musician Puns

A list of puns related to "Classical Musician"

My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.

I’ll be Bach

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👤︎ u/Grindler9
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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What do classical musicians like to read in bed?

Sheet music

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👤︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Who is a chicken's favorite classical musician?

bach bach bach

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Did you hear about the classical musician that had money issues?

I heard he went Baroque

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👤︎ u/almondjoyeee
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why are classical musicians so good at finding deals?

Because they never pay the Liszt price.

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👤︎ u/renderfox
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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I'm a classical musician. My dad just emailed this to me.

Sorry, it's a visual pun.

It should also be mentioned that I'm had my first rehearsal for the local Bach Festival last night.

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👤︎ u/ghoti023
📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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I'm also a classical musician

I was practicing today and was experiencing some cramping in my hand

Me: "Man, Bach is really hurting my hand today" Father: "maybe you should Bach off, that should stop the pain!"

My reaction was a standard groan, and head shake...

EDIT: typos

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👤︎ u/deadlykorbra
📅︎ Sep 11 2014
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Why are the classic musicians so creative?

they think outside of the Bachs

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👤︎ u/aggeliki04
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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Dad joked my dad. The tables have been turned.

Dad was talking about classical musicians, and apparently one of them knew all there was to know about music so he looked up what was before music in the dictionary. It was 'mushrooms', so he became a mycologist (study of mushrooms). I responded: he must have been a fun guy. GEDDIT. FUNGHI. Dad just shook his head at me and laughed.

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👤︎ u/theunknowncompanion
📅︎ Jun 26 2015
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