English Civil War:

β€œI support Charles I !”, said William with a cavalier attitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kent_Noseworthy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2023
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The Civil War the liberals want
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πŸ‘€︎ u/regnartterb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2022
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Civil War Jokes?

I General Lee don’t find them funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeniorFlyingMango
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2023
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I have a civil engineering joke,

but it is still under construction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshu-lazy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2023
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The Romans are famous for being the first civilization to have indoor water pipes.

They really lead the way with plumbing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheepery
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2022
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Cows can get pretty nasty, so farmers often introduce a couple of calmer cows that keep the conversation civil

These ones are called mooderators.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2022
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i have a thief joke but it was stolen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_AM_THE_REAL_ZEN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2023
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Mechanical engineers build weapons, Civil engineers build targets

Industrial Systems Engineers make plan B

Computer engineers make plan C

Chemical engineers make plan D

By the time the Aerospace engineers get involved to make plan E, things should start taking off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2022
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Civil War Cryptologists

Apparently during the U.S. Civil War there were two very smart cryptologists - one on each side. These guys were really good, constantly engaged in a game of cat and mouse to create secret messages and decrypt the other person’s secret messages. They were legend and history buffs still talk today about North Decoder and South Decoder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluejaynight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2022
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How long did it take the annoying drunk to explain the civil war at the sports bar?

Four scores and seven beers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regular-Fella
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2022
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My history teacher liked to talk about food.

He emphasized the rice and fowl of civilizations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2023
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My wife tried to tell me a Civil War joke, today…

General Lee, I don’t like them, but that one was pretty funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Perfect_94
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2022
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How do you get to Sudan?

You start by filing a civil suit against Dan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Castor_Deus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2023
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What is a couch's favorite 15th century civilization?

The Ottoman Empire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveSnow
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2022
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What would happen if the US changed from lbs to kg overnight?

Mass confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mmoro16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2022
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I hate british people who think they can do everything by themselves.

Their just so cockney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilhavoc04
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2022
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Did you hear about the snake who worked for the government?

He was a civil serpent.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2023
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What civil rights leader sold the most sponges?

Martin Loofa King

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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If the North had lost the Civil War,

the Regrettysburg Address would’ve been just as eloquent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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19 and 20 fought

21

Ps - Not mine. Heard a long time ago from a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/senpai_maccer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2022
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I've never had good luck with Civil War jokes

People don't general lee find them funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I read an article about civil disobedience the other day…

…it wasn’t very Thoreau.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHoppe715
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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What does Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?

They share the same middle name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeniorFlyingMango
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2022
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Every civil engineer wants to build a tall, thin tower.

Because, like most humans, they aspire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmirate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.

They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society. > The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.

They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, "we're just not gonna settle this. We don't see eye to eye. You're too old and out of touch and I'm too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion."

The boomer says, "that's a great idea!" And yells, "HEY BARTENDER, C'MERE!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YZXFILE
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2021
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Mom packing kids lunch: do you want some mandarin?

Dad overhearing replying: I think he prefers Cantonese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baselganglia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2022
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There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...

It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.

It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlliedSalad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Civilized Dino
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[OC (I think)] What do you call the child of a civil engineer?

A truss fund baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acarp6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Wife: β€˜What shall we have for dinner?’

Me: β€˜Lettuce taco β€˜bout it.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WereMadeOfStars
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil Sssserpent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoyBarm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2022
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Archaeologists have recently found evidence of an ancient civilization that worshipped broken kitchenware.

They're calling it mess-up-a-pot-amaia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akuba101
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do computers eat?

Micro chips!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gyrolad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2022
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Civil war jokes? I general Lee don’t find them funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/F1Fan_00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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What’s your opinion about clocks?

Times ticking. Give me an answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nordrb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2022
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What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?

The Appopendox!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Civil war jokes are the worst

I General Lee don't find them funny at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2022
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Civil War jokes?

I General Lee don't find them funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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Do you like Civil War Jokes?

I don’t find them General Lee funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnPurpleCow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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I don’t like Civil War jokes

I General Lee don’t find them funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngdoorstop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a snake that works for the Government?

A Civil Serpent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chinius58
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2022
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