A Selfish
A sea searchin.
Medi-SCARE!
the "more A" eel
Everyone knows a panda eats shoots and leaves.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
"A femurmaid."
A navi-gator.
Especially next to a pile of mashed potatoes.
That's a moray.
No idear.
...The Redone D'ant.
It's a creature the size of an ant. But it has the head of an ant, the body of an ant, and the legs of another ant. It's half ant, half other ant.
https://i.imgur.com/WjJFNW5.jpg
It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actually someone else's turn; the Kraken, or the Minotaur, or the Chupacabra. Eventually it seemed to get on the Satyr's nerves, because he yelled over "pipe down, Mike, we're all sick of you needing to be the Centaur of attention!"
A spelling bee.
*insert laugh track here*
I saw a yet-i.
turned out he was anemone.
If they weren't, they'd be called Ahorses!
The sass-quatch
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
The do Plank-tons
The creature from the black legume!
The nost-algea.
It was a Manx cat.
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
An Eminemone
VampIrish
Miso-Genie.
Achoopacabra
I'm calling it Otter Stuff.
I know there is a joke here, but seems like a bunch of random numb bears to me.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
The Menopausus
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee.
A spelling bee.
